A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around looking for valuables; and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange disembodied voice said " Jesus is watching you".

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off and froze. Whe he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score and then clicked the flashlight back on in search of more valuables.

Just as he was pulling the television to disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard "Jesus is watching you". Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically looking for the source of the voice.

Finally, in the corner of the room his flashlight beam came to rest of a parrot.

"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
"Yep" confessed the parrot.
The burglar relaxed "Warn me huh? Who are you to warn me?"
"Moses" replied the parrot.
"Moses" the burglar laughed "What kind of people name a bird Moses?"
The parrot said "The kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus"

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