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Topic:
I'm New!
Edited by
mandyatl81
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Fri 06/13/08 05:52 AM
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^^^watch out for him...he bites
 (tearsofblood)
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One for ya.
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the koolaid man is real
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do you have a secret
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 yes i saw mirror naked...hehe |
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Intellectual Foreplay?
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is that like playing jeopardy in bed
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would it change
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yes....michiganman broke my heart tonight....
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i gotta get rid
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sex cures headaches
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ever been
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hehe....
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did you ever receive
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college:
student of the quarter georgia occupational award of leadership homecoming queen 2 gold medals in VICA does this include offices we held too... |
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raise your hand
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<--female
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Can I....
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use the paddle ok
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raise your hand
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i knew it
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raise your hand
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if you want to see some nude pics of someone that's online tonight
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If you could
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i'd want to be mirror....i know he gets laid
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Trade?
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i'll trade you my job as a nanny for a snickers bar
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i see have that pic of mirror's ass in my head
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Newly Single!!!!
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  ... With mixed emotions... I'd feel better if some nice guy/girls would email me!!!  shawty swing my way? |
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HEY!!!!
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i just pooted
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Raining in Minnesota!!
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it's raining in atlanta too
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...except for me and my monkey  yep....he showed me his monkey earlier |
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robot
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John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His
wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector. It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son, returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late. "Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?" asked John. "Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project," said Tommy. The robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair. "Son," said John, "this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you really were after school." "We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie." said Tommy. "What did you watch?" asked Marsha. "The Ten Commandments." answered Tommy. The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his chair once more. With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, "I am sorry I lied. We really watched a tape called Sex Queen." "I am ashamed of you son," said John. "When I was your age, I never lied to my parents." The robot then walked around to John and delivered a whack that nearly knocked him out of his chair. Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said, "Boy, did you ever ask for that one! You can't be too mad with Tommy. After all, he is your son!" With that the robot immediately walked around to Marsha and slapped her three times. |
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