It's not even a sport. All pre-planned. BTW you've got amazing legs blessed.

but do you watch it?

Are there still people in this country that still watch and enjoy professional Wrestling? If so, I'd love to know what the attraction is.

what does that mean? LOL.

C'mon Dragoness. That was funny.

Sorry......but dammit it's funny.

Why did God invent yeast infections?


So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cu*t.

Teddy K is irrelevant. George W. is just the leader of the free world and the guy can't complete a sentence. Now watch this drive.

George is pretty funny isn't he?

who wants it deleted?

Little Timmy and Tommy were playing catch in the schoolyard when Timmy threw the ball over the fence and into the street. Tommy eagerly hopped the fence to retrieve the ball but as he was bending over a truck slammed into him from behind. Timmy runs back into class and screams "Teacher, Teacher, Tommy just got nailed in the A$$ by a truck". The teacher quicly corrects Timmy and says "Rectum Timmy. Rectum." to which Timmy responds "Wrecked um? I think it F-ing killed him".

What do you get when you cross a crooked politician and a corrupt lawyer?



Chelsea Clinton

What do you call a Lesbian Dinosaur?



A Lickalotapuss.

Did you hear about the Polish terrorist who was sent to blow up a car?

He burned his lip on the tail pipe.

A woman walks into a doctors office. The doctor asks whats wrong and she replies that rather than tell him she'll show him. She hikes her dress up above her waist, hops on the table and spreads her legs. The doctor looks and on either side of the inside of the womans thighs is a green dot. At first the Dr. is perplexed but soon looks the woman straight in the eye and asks "Are you a lesbian ?". The woman, shocked, says "Yes but how is that any of your concern?". the Dr. replies "Tell your girlfriend her earings are fake".