A woman walks into a doctors office. The doctor asks whats wrong and she replies that rather than tell him she'll show him. She hikes her dress up above her waist, hops on the table and spreads her legs. The doctor looks and on either side of the inside of the womans thighs is a green dot. At first the Dr. is perplexed but soon looks the woman straight in the eye and asks "Are you a lesbian ?". The woman, shocked, says "Yes but how is that any of your concern?". the Dr. replies "Tell your girlfriend her earings are fake".