DOING!!

hehe

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you are a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework, you are a pansy.

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you are a good for nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you are a wimp.
If you don't, you are an insensitive jerk.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you are a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's liberated a woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you are a sexist.
If you don't, you are unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you are vain.
If you don't, you are a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you are after something.
If you don't, you are not thoughtful.

If you are proud of your achievements, you are up on yourself.
If you aren't, you are not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she is tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon


THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate


THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex with you.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, Officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have
no coordination. I'd hate to looke like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this
parking lot, or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now as I have to work in the morning.

welcome

ooophs hehe

how does that work anyway??
DARN IT!! - why am i never paying attention

take out of it whatever works best for you dear
thank you loves

where are the men?
hiding as usual?

good morning hun

shake hands girlie

only if it's still warm...with vanilla-ice!!!
and coffee - sure

did someone say apple pie???

*still singing
GOOD MORNING ALL!!

*singing loud and false:

ICE COFFEE! ICE COFFEE!

will it ever stop?

I look at you, you bite your tongue
I don't know why or where i'm coming from
And in my head i'm close to you
We're in the rain still searching for the sun

You think that I wanna run and hide
I'll keep it all locked up inside
I just want you to find me
I'm not lost, I'm not lost, Just undiscovered
And when we're alone we are all the same as each other
You see the look that's on my face
You might think im out of place
Im not lost, no no, just undiscovered

Well the time it takes to know someone
It all can change before you know it's gone (for it's gone)
So close your eyes and feel the way
I'm with you now believe theres nothing wrong (nothing wrong)

You think that I wanna run and hide
I'll keep it all locked up inside
I just want you to find me
I'm not lost, Im not lost, Just undiscovered
We're never alone we're all the same as each other
You see the look that's on my face you might think im out of place
I'm not lost, no no, just undiscovered

the best advice right at this point.....hmn.....

get yourself a chucky!