hi kid
morning all*wave

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed
nicely madeup and everything neat and tidy.Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "


Dad "


With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the
letter with


trembling hands:


Dear Dad , It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you.
I had to


elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with
you and Mom .


I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice. I knew
you would not


approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, her tight
motorcycle clothes


and because she is so much older than I am, but it's not only the
passion, Dad ,


she's pregnant.


Joan says that we are going to be very happy. She owns a trailer in
the woods and


has a stack of firewood, enough for the whole winter. We share a
dream of having


many more children.


Joan has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really
hurt anyone.


We'll be growing it and trading it with the other people in the
commune for all


the cocaine and ecstasy we want.


In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS
so Joan can


get better; she sure deserves it!


Don't worry Dad , I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care
of myself.


Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your


grandchildren.


Your son, Chad





P.S. Dad , none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I
just wanted to


remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card
that's in my


desk drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.

welcome.....GOD where are my manners?!..
welcome all

lmfao

what the he..??..yup yup yup uh huh uh huh

if i keep laughing that hard i won't make it to the weekend
yup yup yup uh huh uh huh

hahahahaha!you just made me chrack up over that mountain
LMFAO2yup yup yup uh huh uh huh.....
GOD.....i'm still laughing

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Constipated People Don't Give A crap.
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If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.
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To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
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Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".
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If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
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Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
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The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
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I Have The Body Of A God ... Buddha.
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So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
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Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
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If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
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Illiterate? Write For Help.
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Honk If Anything Falls Off.
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Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
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He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit.
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I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person.
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You! Out Of The Gene Pool Now!
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I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
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Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
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If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...
(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)
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Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.
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Guys: No Shirt, No Service. Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
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If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba
The Hut?
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Ax Me About Ebonics.
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Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.
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Boldly Going Nowhere.
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Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.
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Heart Attacks ... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.
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Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.
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GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN.
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All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.
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WANTED: Meaningful Overnight Relationship.
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Your Proctologist Called.... He Found Your head.
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aaaaaawwwww oil down the back of my confidence
thanks gurl

was that a question or a statement?

hello




hehe

nice meeting you too

in that case you're right saturn.
i didn't mean "LOVE"
i ment full on "CRUSH"
...or did i mean lust?!.... ....what did i mean now

...woophs! - i just freaked myself out

it's in austria spur

very small country between germany and italy

that's the had over heals syndrome i guess
i know it all to well
never had to regret it ... being careful is always a must in cyberworld though!

all the best sweetie

well, we're all different, are we saturn

hope you'll enjoy your stay here.


thanks ladyjoyce
hi all*wave

thanks spur

OUTCH MISSY
chill out and flirt






hi kid
how's you?