MMMmmmmmmm Now that right there = " That's Funny "

Decades of Expensive Experience ( & my Gas ) presented here. Btw, sisters are no different for This mooching behavior!!
Men CAN BE JUST Friends ~ but Women Can NOT Be. When a woman just wants a man for A Friend . . It's only for the man to listen to her whine about all her short falls with past men that have USUALLY dumped her... and she needs money. . When He happens to run into her in a pub-sports bar restaurant etc. and also even when it's only planned to just have a couple drinks <= Guess who ends up pulling out His wallet, and for another woman's Tips!! When it's her B-day " She won't Be $hy At All in ordering " and He pays for All. When it's His B-day, he pays For 90% or usually it All. Male Friends ARE THE BEST to fill in for all those jobs n favors that her bro or dad won't get sucked into and also pay for doing anymore. When it comes to moving.... How TH are you ever gonna beat having JUST A MALE Friend ???!!! and HE HAS ~ or Has a connection to a truck to move her. That New rez' with lot's of stairs are never a problem for moving her large furniture n appliances in or out either with just Male Friends...
Have all the female friends? you can swallow boys.... But be ready to work your *** off for them, and don't you forget ALL those Women's Special Days Presents each year that they'll also expect from their = Just their NSA Male Friend. . " NSA is NOT A Problem for men either " but To Her - you'll owe her for the rest of your life.
Accompany her to a wedding or something with people you've never even met before - and likely won't ever meet again. . Also Be ready to throw in cash for the gift and also bring enough Cash for you and her ALL Planned - FREE Bar that night and then to drive her home becuz she'll likely get pissed for the Good Price of Everything she sponge off you. ( n Don't Forget those bartenders Tip$! )