..you just hit 30.

You step out of a gas station after buying a pack of smokes and you accidentally bump into a, guessing, 16-year old girl who was walking with her boyfriend who appeared to be at least of legal age.

I immediately apologized, for it is my nature,to which she chimed out;

"Hey, watch it old timer!"

Me, being the guy that I am, took offense to this, but I remained cool; mainly cause I won't hit a girl, and f*** up her day. So, instead of resorting to violence, as it is the male gene to do so, I instead stated in a perplexed state;

"Excuse me?"

This was when, Mr. Macho or so he claimed, would step forward and in front of her blocking my line of sight. I saw him clench a fist, even went as far to furrow his brows.

"You heard the lady. Back off before I hit you so hard you'll have to collect disability twice."

OK, now, I am beyond offended and I set down my bag. I looked him dead in the eye, tilted my head so he could hear the cracks.

"Try it, youngster, and I'll hit you back so hard I'll knock the Earth of it's axis, and your future children will all talk with a lisp."

The girl now seemed frightened, perhaps realizing, I wasn't as old as I seemed? Regardless, she tugged at his sleeve, my eyes remained on him, unblinking, unwavering, and most certainly unafraid. He just clicked his teeth at me, as they trotted inside.

Still, I was offended.. and rather upset.

Getting called an 'old-timer' at 30? Psh, I don't even think I look that 'old'.

Needless to say..

I keyed his bright cherry mustang with the words, 'M almost f****d up your day.'


...just curious if I over reacted?

But now I know what the older generation meant when I was kid, when they use to say;

"Kids these days, they just have no respect."

I'm sorry Grandma, and Grandpa...

If only I knew then.. what I know now.

RIP.

I got years ahead of me yet..
..but I'll see you both then.

Now there's a first....a guy that aims. I thought we just used The Force when going the bathroom!

Second smart and caring man on mingle today.

i whore out my number like crazy.
i get plenty of numbers in messages too.
sometimes i want to take them and give them out to other guys who ask for my number.
win-win, no?

Over 140 cities in the US hit all time record high temps for January today.

No...we actually had no children together... we raised my five and his two together for fifteen years...and it isn't a non-family event...it is a public visitation...but I think I will simply send a card and leave it at that. His sisters are very bitter toward me and I really don't want any issues between us at a time like this.....thanks guys.

you can pay your respects without attending the viewing. let the family grieve or do whatever they are planning. you could send flowers (have them delivered) and some facilities will allow people to view before or after the official event. if you show up, there will be drama. later you can always visit the burial site alone or with your children

Go pay your respects. It is the father-in-law you loved you are going to go see, no one else. You'll regret it if your don't.

These are the situations were you have to rise above the unpleasantness to do the right thing for both you and your memories of someone you cared about.

And here I am a red neck trailer trash that would love a chance to live like that...........

When you got that kind of money you can do pretty much whatever you want. She may have like the property but hated the house.

High school 26 years ago

Doing my best to blend in with the the jocks and rednecks at some little school in rural Texas




Thank God I grew up to be completely normal.

20 years ago!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I was still married!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can't post a pic.....

she burnt em all.............