You are stunning.

Does anyone else notice that there are 3x more guys than girls here?

Static X: All in wait

somewhere where is always rains.

So, what do you people think about my profile? Is there anything that's needs to be changed?

Hello peoples, the aim of the game is to send a message to the person above you about anything. Please be mature and have fun mingleing!

Relax, it's a joke people.

Love as large as brontosaurus
Passion like a bleeding walrus
Our love is real it's no mirage
Want to lock you in my garage

Climb upon my trusty steed
Later you will taste my seed
This heart of mine is yours to capture
From now until the rapture

I wield my passion like an ax
It's warm and gooey just like wax
You cannot tame such juicy lust
Can you withstand my manly musk?

Roses are red, violets are blue
I must eat yogurt off of you
Know that I can never hold back
That might be why I smoke the crack

Love is like a ripened squid
It stinks with limp appendages
You scratch the rash that's on my ***
The itch that only love can surpass

Yogurt is a dish best served chilled
Forgot to get my prescription filled
Tonight I will have sex with you
Then we will prepare a stew

Just lie down and let me touch
I promise you it won't hurt much
Stalk like a lizard of the night
Come closer,I won't bite

Tears and screams of pain and pleasure
Our gifts we will share forever
Drenched deep in sweaty brine
Is this blood yours or mine?

Yes there are rattlesnakes in apache junction, good for you!
Not only have you shown me a glimspe of your incredible knowledge of the local fauna, you have once agian proven to me how ingorant and arrogant people are. Thank you.

But unfortantley, I am not a meth head.

I am sorry if I used too many big words, just try to understand that not everyone here is a lonely,spiteful, drug addict like you. Mabye if you learned some manners, you won't be that lonely 40-year old guy who rubs and cries himself to sleep, wondering why you are still alone.

But it's alright, god works in mysterious ways and people are people, so while you are here acting like a 12 year old and judgeing people you never knew, I can sleep easy at night knowing that god did not make everyone a mistake like you.

That want to sit back and chat for a while?

Still single people

IS there anything that you people would like to see more of? is there anything that could be changed or improved? ( Ladies, don't hold back, what do yuo girls really want to see on my profile?)

Hello people, I'm new to this online dating thing, but if anyone wants to hook up and chill out I am in A.J.

Hi, this is my first time being on here, I never thought I'd go on one of these sites but here I am. SO, if anyone is reading this, is there really girls in apache junction that want a real relationship? or is this one of "those" sites?