Love as large as brontosaurus
Passion like a bleeding walrus
Our love is real it's no mirage
Want to lock you in my garage

Climb upon my trusty steed
Later you will taste my seed
This heart of mine is yours to capture
From now until the rapture

I wield my passion like an ax
It's warm and gooey just like wax
You cannot tame such juicy lust
Can you withstand my manly musk?

Roses are red, violets are blue
I must eat yogurt off of you
Know that I can never hold back
That might be why I smoke the crack

Love is like a ripened squid
It stinks with limp appendages
You scratch the rash that's on my ***
The itch that only love can surpass

Yogurt is a dish best served chilled
Forgot to get my prescription filled
Tonight I will have sex with you
Then we will prepare a stew

Just lie down and let me touch
I promise you it won't hurt much
Stalk like a lizard of the night
Come closer,I won't bite

Tears and screams of pain and pleasure
Our gifts we will share forever
Drenched deep in sweaty brine
Is this blood yours or mine?

Relax, it's a joke people.

Wow wonderful