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Tue 06/10/08 09:13 PM
laugh laugh laugh

what's his address? laugh laugh laugh


j/k

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Tue 06/10/08 09:12 PM
One day an old lady went to the doctor
because she had an itch in her crotch.

She told the doctor her problem and he said,
You have the crabs'.

She informed the doctor that it could not be the crabs
because she was an eighty-year-old virgin.

She went to another doctor and explained her problem to him.

The Doctor said, 'You probably have the crabs'.

No' she said, 'I am an eighty year old virgin.

Frustrated, she went to a third doctor.

She said, 'Doctor can you help me?
I have an itch in my crotch.

Don't tell me that it is the crabs
because I am an eighty-year-old virgin.

It can not be the crabs.

The doctor s aid,
Jump on the table and let's have a look.

After examining, the doctor procl aimed,
'Ma'am, your right, you do not have the crabs.

This cherry is sooooo old, you have fruit flies.

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Tue 06/10/08 09:05 PM
do blueboxes get blueballs? laugh

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Tue 06/10/08 09:03 PM


When Cardboard Men Come In Handy


A car gets a flat on the interstate one day.
The blonde driver eases it over onto the shoulder of
the road, carefully
Steps out of the car and opens the trunk.
She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and
stands them at the
Rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.
The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats
exposing their nude
Bodies and private parts to approaching drivers. Not
surprisingly, the
Traffic becomes snarled and backed up.
It isn't very long before a police car arrives.
The officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde
of the disabled
Vehicle yelling, "What's going on here?"
"My car broke down, officer" says the woman calmly.
"Well, what the heck are these obscene cardboard
pictures doing here by
The road?" he asks.
Helllooooooo!!!!" says the blonde.
"Those are my emergency flashers!"

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Tue 06/10/08 08:53 PM
in Tennessee :wink:

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Tue 06/10/08 08:52 PM
Edited by brian325 on Tue 06/10/08 08:52 PM
opps drinker

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Tue 06/10/08 08:52 PM
when the waitress dissapears, so does her/his tip...at least the paper part of it does drinker

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Tue 06/10/08 08:49 PM
uummmmmmm my electric bill from running the A/C :wink:

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Tue 06/10/08 08:46 PM
311 rocks drinker

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Tue 06/10/08 08:46 PM

not tonight lolooops i gotta get outta here


run forrest ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun laugh laugh laugh

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Tue 06/10/08 08:45 PM
Wonderous Stories = Yes

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Tue 06/10/08 08:42 PM
de ja vue? noway

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Tue 06/10/08 08:41 PM
laugh laugh laugh

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Tue 06/10/08 08:29 PM
dude...you think women over 40 don't like sex? noway

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Tue 06/10/08 08:26 PM
howdy flowerforyou

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Tue 06/10/08 08:24 PM
he changed his name to lilangel? laugh

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Tue 06/10/08 08:14 PM
I haven't been on the other site, I stay on JSH

is it only on o+u that you can use it?

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Tue 06/10/08 08:08 PM
we're all in a secret JSH room and only allow certain people in, sorry :tongue:

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Tue 06/10/08 08:07 PM
oh man, I've even been called brain as a nickname it's been spelled wrong so much laugh

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Tue 06/10/08 07:52 PM
report them for sure, they don't belong on here drinker

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