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worst date ....
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What's this itch?
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One day an old lady went to the doctor
because she had an itch in her crotch. She told the doctor her problem and he said, You have the crabs'. She informed the doctor that it could not be the crabs because she was an eighty-year-old virgin. She went to another doctor and explained her problem to him. The Doctor said, 'You probably have the crabs'. No' she said, 'I am an eighty year old virgin. Frustrated, she went to a third doctor. She said, 'Doctor can you help me? I have an itch in my crotch. Don't tell me that it is the crabs because I am an eighty-year-old virgin. It can not be the crabs. The doctor s aid, Jump on the table and let's have a look. After examining, the doctor procl aimed, 'Ma'am, your right, you do not have the crabs. This cherry is sooooo old, you have fruit flies. |
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Blonde Emergency
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do blueboxes get blueballs?
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Blonde Emergency
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When Cardboard Men Come In Handy A car gets a flat on the interstate one day. The blonde driver eases it over onto the shoulder of the road, carefully Steps out of the car and opens the trunk. She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the Rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude Bodies and private parts to approaching drivers. Not surprisingly, the Traffic becomes snarled and backed up. It isn't very long before a police car arrives. The officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled Vehicle yelling, "What's going on here?" "My car broke down, officer" says the woman calmly. "Well, what the heck are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by The road?" he asks. Helllooooooo!!!!" says the blonde. "Those are my emergency flashers!" |
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in Tennessee
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Topic:
What annoys you
Edited by
brian325
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Tue 06/10/08 08:52 PM
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opps
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Topic:
What annoys you
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when the waitress dissapears, so does her/his tip...at least the paper part of it does
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Topic:
WAssssup?
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uummmmmmm my electric bill from running the A/C
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Topic:
**** The Bull ****...
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311 rocks
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Topic:
yo
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not tonight lolooops i gotta get outta here run forrest ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun |
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Topic:
yo
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Wonderous Stories = Yes
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Topic:
New pics of the sexy Marine
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de ja vue?
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Topic:
Do you
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Topic:
WHY IS IT THERE
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dude...you think women over 40 don't like sex?
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Topic:
Good Evening JSH
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howdy
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Topic:
Peccys Back!
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he changed his name to lilangel?
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Topic:
Why Stealth Mode?
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I haven't been on the other site, I stay on JSH
is it only on o+u that you can use it? |
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Topic:
Online Now
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we're all in a secret JSH room and only allow certain people in, sorry
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Topic:
Hmontana
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oh man, I've even been called brain as a nickname it's been spelled wrong so much
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Topic:
email question
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report them for sure, they don't belong on here
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