LOL Thanks!

But I dont think Id be any good as a stalker....I procastinate too much!

Is this a joke?

An older man was married to a younger woman. After several years of a very happy marriage, he had a heart attack. The doctor advised him that to prolong his life they should cut out sex.

He and his wife discussed the matter and decided that he should sleep in the family room downstairs to save them both from temptation.

One night, after several weeks, he decided that life without sex wasn't worth living. So he headed upstairs. He met his wife on the staircase and said, "I was coming up to die."

She laughed and replied, "I was coming down to kill you!"

Ok Im on my other site www.datehookup.com this guy we start talking then hes wanting too know if I enjoyed sex I said yes and he said alot and I said yes. He asked me my favorite position I told him I keep my bedroom life on what I do with who Im with too myself. Then he says can I ask you some personal questions I say sure. He asks me if I shave I told him Im not answering that then he asks my tit size and told him haha Im not answering that. He says well we are getting too know one another. He asked me something and I mentioned my boyfriend he says why you on this site for then I told him making friends. He said that he had enough friends when I said we can be friends says I got enough. Then he tells me that hes got a girlfriend and hes looking too have some fun with someone!! OK why do guys like too know about our tit size and what not

So what if the woman was older???