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Mon 01/07/08 06:38 PM

Good example: She got arrested on base last night for being on without an escort - granted that was both of our faults. Today she says, "You know... I've been thinking. If we did that thing we discussed a few days ago, I could get an ID and we wouldn't have that problem." That thing was marriage. She was looking through a bride's magazing talking about all the places she'd like to go on a honeymoon. She seems to think maybe we're already headed down that road.


Run like hell bro and wrap your package

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Mon 01/07/08 06:29 PM


wow, your like Edgar Allan Poe, no wonder your single.

sucessful, rich, and wordly known????..hell, thanks for the compliment...


I would date you beautiful, I don't care if you are smarter them me, that just means I would let you take of the check book hahahahahaha :-)

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Mon 01/07/08 06:25 PM


Don't say I reserved a hotel room in case the date goes well...


Thats a good idea......dont tell her about the room till your
sure the date IS goin well


RIGHT!!!!,,,,,thanks for the advice IndnPrnce

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Mon 01/07/08 06:20 PM

Do- ask her on the first date to bring pictures of ALL her girlfriends.

hahahaha

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Mon 01/07/08 06:20 PM

Do- ask her on the first date to bring pictures of ALL her girlfriends.

hahahaha

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Mon 01/07/08 06:14 PM


That was too freaking deep for a Monday night Hun.


crap..guess i should have saved it for tuesday right? lol


Actually I have read it twice now,,,wow

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Mon 01/07/08 06:12 PM

Don't goes dressed in clown LOL

Have you drinking been lol

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Mon 01/07/08 06:11 PM

never call me "baby, or darling, or honey bu" I am ok with sweetie though.


I'm confused

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Mon 01/07/08 06:08 PM
That was too freaking deep for a Monday night Hun.

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Mon 01/07/08 06:02 PM

men - don't spend the entire time talking about your 'ex'...puhlease.


Women don't spend the entire time talking about your ex please unless it is about how terrible he was in bed lol

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Mon 01/07/08 05:55 PM

Do- compare her to all the other monkeys you have been with
Do- tell her she is at least trying.
D0- tell her its late and I have another date in 30 min.
Do- show her you care, by kicking a bum on the street.

Dont- let her pay you for the meal, after all she cooked.
Dont- interrupt her compliments about you
Dont- let her go without a tap on the ass




I knew we could count on you to enlighten us on the finer points of dating hahahahahaha

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Mon 01/07/08 05:52 PM

That would be second date???

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Mon 01/07/08 05:48 PM
OK let's talk about some of the do's and don'ts of that first date. Tell us your funniest do's or Don't's
Such as Don't say " honey if you spank my azz and pull my hair I'll pay for dinner" actually if a woman said that to me on a first date I would probably marry her hahahaha.



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Mon 01/07/08 05:35 PM

dalles gonna win :wink:


Hail to the Redskins yeah yeah I know they lost but they kicked Da boys azz

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Mon 01/07/08 05:27 PM



I smack my hoe
dont you know
she owed me two fitty
now she know.


What's up Monkey boy hahaha


you know just monkey stuff.

doing a what makes you smile thread now.

last one was car crashes..

help me out in this one..


I'm there just get it started :-)

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Mon 01/07/08 05:26 PM

is travel arrangers boss

LMAO hahahahaha

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Mon 01/07/08 05:23 PM

I smack my hoe
dont you know
she owed me two fitty
now she know.


What's up Monkey boy hahaha

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Mon 01/07/08 05:21 PM

Told me it was laugh


Is sleeping with her boss hahaha ohhh that was bad

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Mon 01/07/08 05:08 PM


Quite accidently I met someone
who fills me with laughter
Man, My cheekbones are numb

Didn't expect it, thats safe to say
but what a connection
kinda blows me away

Was only browzin tru the site
when I happened along
and found her that night

Heart is racin it seems
can't stop the smilin
wake me up, I'm dreamin dreams

Sure hope it's better when we meet
Is there an EMT here?
think I'm skippin a beat!!!!!!

smokin bigsmile smokin devil smokin bigsmile



Dances swiftly on her feet!!!!

You make me smile and that I like
sure is fun to be in your light
waiting till the next day is clear
to hear your voice within my ear...

smooched smooched bigsmile blushing



OMG I think I'm gonna get sick hahahaha just kidding

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Mon 01/07/08 05:07 PM
UMMMMMMMMMM burning in hell hahahaha just kidding :-)