Seems Chapter 11 isn't all bad.

Great idea buying American made products. Put me down for a Hummer, bank derivatives, California real estate and one of Jimmy Swaggert's bibles.

In 25 words or less, my negatory is too much time to waste and reply to the likes of this.

Imagine finding depravity in a cavity!

What's the big deal about two virgins several thousand years ago, since then inflation has upped the ante to fifty or so for just wearing a pack of explosives and blowing one's mortal ass into virgin heaven. Considering they have to last for an eternity, it causes one to wonder how long it's necessary to warehouse a few of them so not to use them up too quickly. This is a problem because once they are all gone he is no better off than before the detonation trick. Maybe these
Asian gentlemen should include a few western women in the portfolio, at least those who have created the miracle of born again virginity.

Of much greater concern is the Lot man and his lot in life after his nosy old lady looked back and turned into a pillar of salt. How much salt does it take to make a pillar? Why she chose to do the look back after leaving the decadence is her loss. She might have done her forbidden deed in the center of town and earned god given right to be a pillar of the community. Amen