Hey everyone,it turned COLD here in oklahome,thought id stop in and try the coffee.

Hey bubbles,welcome,and enjoy

Anyone who quotes Johnny Cash lyrics in their profile is alright in my book

Any Okies out there as bored as i am right now??

Will you have a big bow on??

Someone to spend it with would be nice

thank you queene. i didnt bust my butt to finish top in my class with a 4.0 gpa to go and hurt someone. the majority of us know our job as second nature

JUst remember,you might need someone to help you some day. Paramedics came to get my dad,..they couldnt save him,wasnt their fault,it really sux but it was his time to go. Ill get off my soapbox now.

Sorry about your uncle shadow,..please dont think everyone in our field is not adequately trained

11-19-93 I lost my dad, who was also my best friend. he was only 37,.and i was 19,which is too young to go through that!! Holidays have never been the same. RIP I love ya dad

Being in the line of work im in i can say from experience,.."never underestimate the power of stupid people in a group"

Funny,but now i cant get that picture out of my head

You look beautiful just the way you are

Bill and Hillary Clinton are at the Yankee season opener sitting in the
first row, with the Secret Service agents directly behind them. One of
the Secret Service guys leans forward and whispers something to Bill.

At first, Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hillary, looks back at
the Agent, and shakes his head.

The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was at the unanimous request of
the entire team, from the owner on down to the bat boy."

Bill hesitates...but begins to change his mind when the agent tells him
the fans would love it!

Bill shrugs his shoulders and says, "Okay, if that's what the people
want."With that, Bill gets up, grabs Hillary by her collar and the seat
of her pants, lifts her up, and tosses her right over the wall onto the
field.

She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, "I'll kill you! You @
#$!&&&&&&&&*%$%**!!!..

The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up & down, cheering, hooting & hollering, and high-fiving.

Bill is bowing, smiling and waving to the crowd. He leans over to the
agent and says, "How about that! I would have never believed how much everyone would enjoy that!"

Noticing his agent has gone totally pale, he asks what is wrong.

The agent replies, "Mr. President, I said they wanted you to throw out
the first "Pitch".

It doesnt meen that much to me, to meen that much to you.

Colleen,im sorry to hear about your injury. being an emt i know about back pain,but im sure yours is much worse. below are a couple of websites with good information on spinal injuries. one is info about clinical trials in progress right now.Also is info about alternative procedures that you might find helpful. I hate to see or hear of anyone in pain,so i hope you find these helpful. Ronnie

just copy and paste,if i can help with anymore info just message me


http://www.cedars-sinai.edu/research/4088.asp


http://www.spineuniverse.com/displayarticle.php/article42.html

Just wanted to say thanks to everyone

Sorry,posted in the wrong forum

An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his
quarterly check-up. The doctor asked him how he was
feeling, and the 80-year-old said,
Things are great and I've never felt better. I now
have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my
child. So what do you think about that?'

The doctor considered his question for a minute and
then began to tell a story.
'I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid
hunter and never misses a season. One day he was
setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry, he
accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his
gun.'
'As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male
beaver sitting at the water's edge. He realised he'd
left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the
magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his cane,
aimed it at the animal as if it were his favourite
hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'.'

'Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell
over dead.
Now, what do you think of that?' asked the doctor.

The 80-year-old said, 'logic would strongly suggest
that somebody else pumped a Couple of rounds into that beaver.'
The doctor replied, 'My point exactly.'

An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his
quarterly check-up. The doctor asked him how he was
feeling, and the 80-year-old said,
Things are great and I've never felt better. I now
have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my
child. So what do you think about that?'

The doctor considered his question for a minute and
then began to tell a story.
'I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid
hunter and never misses a season. One day he was
setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry, he
accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his
gun.'
'As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male
beaver sitting at the water's edge. He realised he'd
left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the
magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his cane,
aimed it at the animal as if it were his favourite
hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'.'

'Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell
over dead.
Now, what do you think of that?' asked the doctor.

The 80-year-old said, 'logic would strongly suggest
that somebody else pumped a Couple of rounds into that beaver.'
The doctor replied, 'My point exactly.'