I could just shave the cat

nope. But I think the dog may have tried to. Haven't learn to speak K9 yet.

can a freshly groomed cat in a room that was just vacuumed manage to cover the top of your coffee with freshly shed hair. She is plotting against me. I don't have proof as of yet but I will find it.

Don't try to pay to much attention when my birthday rolls around.

True. I've seen a couple dozen translations for my own.

no offense but this type of opinion is why I left the christian and catholic ideologies.

I would actually rather have an individual who is non religious and non spiritual in office because they would focus on facts and facts only. I would feel sorry for them every day and pray for them but I can not deny that they would do the best at the job. It is impossible for a man or woman of any religion to have that type of power and not try to influence the country into their own idea of how god wants things to go.

But if that is the way you wish to believe then how about we get a Native in office. Hey we had everything going pretty good before these weirdos came over... wait a minute I'm part weirdo also... now I'm confused. Oh look butterfly *wanders off*

wonder if the coffee is the reason I'm not sleeping lately.

yep. Thanks for looking before requesting.

me personally

If another African came alone who had some good ideas I'd vote for him or her.

If obama runs again he'll be lucky if I don't start a riot. His health care reform almost killed my grandma. I'm in the low income bracket that it is effecting. I know so many people right now who can't even get basic needs taken care of.

I don't care the race or color of a person. I judge him or her by their actions.

I once put a picture of my breasts on the net to tease an ex.

I am severely arachnophobia

seriously those little s**** are going to kill me in my sleep one of this days.

I'm also allergic to most of em

Single

I see someone already took the line to the left so I'll just throw mine over to the right.

bought a new french tickler cus he wore the other one out on a blow up man doll

Buttons

Beaver

Apr 20 – May 20
Take charge, adapt, overcome – this is the Beaver motto. Mostly business, the Beaver is gets the job at hand done with maximum efficiency and aplomb. Strategic, and cunning the Beaver is a force to be reckoned with in matters of business and combat. One might also think twice about engaging the Beaver in a match of wits – as his/her mental acuity is razor sharp. The Beaver has everything going for him/her – however tendencies toward "my way or the highway" get them in trouble. Yes, they are usually right, but the bearer of this Native American animal symbol may need to work on tact. In a nurturing environment the Beaver can be compassionate, generous, helpful, and loyal. Left to his/her own devices the Beaver can be nervous, cowardly, possessive, arrogant, and over-demanding.

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iam4u

You are also a Deer.

Please read the info for TruJedi
I'm not going to post on the same detail as the op because I am not that person. I'm sure they will get to doing so when they get back on.

TruJedi

Deer

May 21 – Jun 20
This Native American animal symbol is the muse of the zodiac. The Deer is inspiring lively and quick-witted. With a tailor-made humor, the Deer has a tendency to get a laugh out of anyone. Excellent ability for vocalizing, the Deer is a consummate conversationalist. This combined with his/her natural intelligence make the Deer a must-have guest at dinner parties. Always aware of his/her surroundings, and even more aware of his/her appearance, the Deer can be a bit self-involved. However, the Deer's narcissism is overlooked because of his/her congeniality and affability. In a supportive environment the Deer's natural liveliness and sparkly personality radiate even more. He/she is an inspiring force in any nurturing relationship. Left to his/her own devices the Deer can be selfish, moody, impatient, lazy, and two-faced

floridaredhead

Snake

Oct 23 – Nov 22
Most shamans are born under this Native American animal symbol. The Snake is a natural in all matters of spirit. Easily attuned to the ethereal realm the Snake makes an excellent spiritual leader. Also respected for his/her healing capacities, the Snake also excels in medical professions. The Snake's preoccupation with matters intangible often lead others to view them as mysterious, and sometimes frightening. True, the Snake can be secretive, and a bit dark – he/she is also quite sensitive, and caring. In a supportive relationship the cool Snake can be passionate, inspiring, humorous, and helpful. Left to his/her own devices, the Snake can be despondent, violent, and prone to abnormal mood swings

My great grandfather was Pottawatomie and I always valued is words and thoughts. He was a man of great wisdom and well respected in the area. I miss him from time to time but also know that he is still with me. In my actions every day and in the wind every time it blows.

I already know my own sign but if everyone wants I can help fill in on this one until the op gets back on.


Debukfan


The Falcon

Mar 21 – Apr 19
A natural born leader, the Falcon can always be looked upon for clear judgment in sticky situations. Furthermore, the characteristics for this Native American animal symbol never wastes time, rather he/she strikes while the iron is hot, and takes action in what must be done. Ever persistent, and always taking the initiative, the Falcon is a gem of a personality to have for projects or team sports. The Falcon can be a little on the conceited side – but he/she is usually right in his/her opinions – so a little arrogance is understood. In a supportive environmental the Falcon "soars" in his/her ability to maintain passion and fire in relationships, and always remaining compassionate. Left to his/her own devices, the Falcon can be vain, rude, intolerant, impatient, and over-sensitive.

Something my great grandfather had once told me when a family member passed away.

"Even if it doesn't seam like it I know how you feel. Death is a normal part of life and the cruelest pain any one person can ever feel. But just because you can not see them does not mean they are not there. Watching you and crying with you by your side. But they do not cry for their own passing. The cry for the anguish you feel and the temporary separation. They no longer feel the pain of life. They walk on soft grasses and bath in cool rivers. And if you listen close you can hear their voices on the wind. Whispering to you. They long for you to hear that they are happy. They tell you about the wonderful things that are there and ask why you are sad about this. Cry for now but do not keep sorrow in your heart. This is one moment and it will pass. Yes they are waiting for us but we must take our time getting there. When we do we will have eternity to talk and remember. The more memories we have the more we will have to talk about. And the greater the reunion it will be"

Cecil Brownell

Please feel free to share this with your friend. Even if it is not the religion he practices the wisdom in it is universal. It says to cry now but do not stop living. Don't forget the joys in your life and understand that they are still here even if you can not see them. If you are a person who does not believe in life after death then think of it this way. The words, actions, and teachings of the person are always carried on in those that are left. A Corney joke, a love for music, or even seeing the magic in the night sky. I hope this helps. It has always comforted me.