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i gots sum lovin fer u!
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Topic:
Favorite lines in a song.
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Every night it's the same old crowd
In smokey rooms You catch a faint glimpse of love sometimes But it never blooms I've been around this block a time or two And I've made some big mistakes But girl I promise you, I promise you This is the last worthless evening That you'll have to spend Just gimme a chance To show you how to love again This is the last worthless evening That you'll have to spend 'Cause it won't be long 'Till your little heart is on the mend People inside their houses with the shades pulled down God knows, we could use some romance in this sleepy bedroom town I know you're still afraid to rush into anything But there are just so many summers And just so many springs And this is the last worthless evening That you'll have to spend, baby Just gimme a chance, gimme a chance To show you love again This is the last worthless evening That you'll have to spend 'cause it won't be long 'Till your little heart is on the mend That you'll have to spend Just gimme a chance To show you how to love again This is the last worthless evening |
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 EXHAUSTED!
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I love a man who shares...I would most certainly date you!
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My friend just called and I asked where all the decent guys were and they said "at Church".. but I am not sure because I have never been there. so maybe look at Home Depot first, then try Church  Okay, let me see if I got this right...Go to church...if no luck at the Home Depot;s power tool section??? OMG! It hardly seems right to go to a church looking for a man. Will they be holding power tools there too, so I can identify them? 
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they went thata way>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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no, no they went thata way................................. <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<  I think they went thata way>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> DAMNIT! WHICH WAY DID YOU SAY THEY WENT...??? and the Village people are there too? whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa????
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Duuuuhhhhhhhhhhh!!! They are GAY!!!!! Gay men with power tools at Home depot? whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa????
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all the "decent" men hang out at Home Depot is what I have heard on the internet once. Check there Headed to Home Depot right now! Power tool section you say? Geesh, I can't even find the hanging nail section when I am in there...maybe if I listen real hard...I will hear one of them power tools and find my way!
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OMG, I just pictured a young man in my bed!
I am 43-my son's are 22-to think of me with a guy younger than my children makes me howl with laughter! He is either very mature but most likely, she's got the "fever." MY SON'S WOULD DISOWN ME!
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So where are you and Mrs. Robbinson going? Getting some great laughs tonight!
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Tell her to bring her AARP card so you get 10% off wherever you eat.. LMAO
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Be sure to move in FIRST before marrying...not saying she isn't a great gal...but from personal experience...married someone EXACTLY OPPOSITE of what he portrayed while dating...and yup...I married him and then moved in. What a waste of a marriage. Should I have known the truth of what he was 'REALLY' like...I would never have married him!!!
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Topic:
WOMEN AND MEN IN LAS VEGAS?
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awww I bartend on the weekends...this has to be well planned where everyone can attend....so how was Stoney's? I heard it is great from someone I work with!
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Topic:
Say something nice
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Very intellectual-plays nice with others and enjoys board games
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Topic:
Make me laugh...
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WORLDS WORST PICKUP LINES
10)You remind me so much of Pokemon that I just want to pick-at-choo. 9)I’m new in town. Can I have directions to your house?
8)I misplaced my Teddy Bear. Will you sleep with me?
7)Wow, your legs must be tired because you have been running through my mind all night!
6)Was your Father a thief? no? Then who stole the stars and put them in your eyes? 
5)Did you clean your pants with Windex, because I can totally see myself in them. 
4)Those must be space pants, because your legs are outta this world.
3)Hi, my name is Justin… Justin Credible. 
2) I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I can still make your Bedrock. 
And now for the worst pickup line of all time...drumroll please........... 1) Is your name Visa? because you’re everywhere I want to be.
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Topic:
Say something nice
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This man has class!
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One thing you're annoyed of being asked???
"WOW you live in Vegas!! So... are you broke?" |
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People ask me what I do for a living and I tell them "elvis impersonator". When the laughing subsides because I look nothing like elvis they say "ok, give me your best elvis impersonation". I clutch my chest and pretend to fall over dead. Laughing my freakin ass off right now...you are funeeee!
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