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On a group of deserted islands in the middle of nowhere the following
people (all strangers) are stranded... -2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman... -2 French men and 1 French woman... -2 German men and 1 German woman... -2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman... -2 English men and 1 English woman... -2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman... -2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman... -2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman... -2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman... -2 American men and 1 American woman... One month later...On these beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere...The following things had happened... 1 Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman... The 2 French men and the French woman are living happily together in a menage-a-trois... The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman... The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them... The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman... The 2 Bulgarian men took one long look at the endless ocean and another look at the Bulgarian woman and started swimming... The 2 Chinese men have set up a pharmacy/liquor store/restaurant/ laundromat,and have gotten the Chinese woman pregnant to supply employees to their stores... The 2 Irish men divided the island into north and south and set up a distillery...They don't remember if sex is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few drinks of coconut whisky... But they're satisfied because at least the English aren't having any fun... The 2 American men are contemplating suicide because the American woman endlessly complains about her body...The true nature of feminism...How she can do anything they can do...The necessity of fulfillment...The equal division of household chores...How sand and palm trees make her butt look big...How her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her better than they do...How her relationship is improving with her mother...How at least the taxes are low...And that it isn't raining.......... |
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Of course I would ...
Its where I call home... I wouldn't have a problem dating someone in U.S.A,Pakistan,Asia,Europe, or any other place for that matter... When it come's to loving someone it doesn't matter where they come from... If two hearts attract, there is nothing on this planet that can break loves spell... |
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Near or Far
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Balloon rides Tomorrow
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Ice and Water
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Wind and Fire
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Edited by
TOADOFSHORTFOREST
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Fri 04/09/10 07:45 PM
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The cat came back
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Sheets of Rain
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short
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Topic:
I'm new. ^^
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Hello and welcome Morgan...
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Smooth and Silky
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Topic:
psssssst hey new people..
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(Bedlum) So you play the guitar...? I've been playin for over 27yrs...Hendrix,Zappa,Santana and of course the old blue greats Muddy,Lightnin' Hopkins,J Lee Hooker... Just to name a few of my favorite influences... I glad you like the beer up here...We have been perfecting it for many years now...No complaints so far...Its gotta be that Canadian water they make it with EH! I'm French Canadian....EH....lol brothers and i would say tha alphabet when my parents would say "EH".... memorries... So all the way from Montreal to Pennsylvania EH! |
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opposite
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Topic:
psssssst hey new people..
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Hello... I'm new here...and the one thing that I found different about mingle vs most other dating sites is the forums...I don't bother with the matches they send me...I'd much rather have a laugh reading and posting. I enjoy the games threads...Pretty funny s#*t goin on here sometimes... I wish I had found this site a long time ago... I can sense the hospitality...There's a lot of good people here... Just hope you don't mind associating with a crazy Canadian Eh...lol 
 FOUR YEARS AGO  ITS Addictive!!
BUT MUCH FUN,,,,,,
Yeah I see...Great people here!
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Topic:
psssssst hey new people..
Edited by
TOADOFSHORTFOREST
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Fri 04/09/10 06:59 PM
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(Bedlum) So you play the guitar...? I've been playin for over 27yrs...Hendrix,Zappa,Santana and of course the old blue greats Muddy,Lightnin' Hopkins,J Lee Hooker... Just to name a few of my favorite influences... I glad you like the beer up here...We have been perfecting it for many years now...No complaints so far...Its gotta be that Canadian water they make it with EH! |
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logs
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immovable
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sign the check
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greatly
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Edited by
TOADOFSHORTFOREST
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Fri 04/09/10 06:17 PM
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entering bends in the river
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