Topic: A long joke to offend almost everyone.
TOADOFSHORTFOREST's photo
Sat 04/10/10 10:07 PM
On a group of deserted islands in the middle of nowhere the following
people (all strangers) are stranded...

-2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman...

-2 French men and 1 French woman...

-2 German men and 1 German woman...

-2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman...

-2 English men and 1 English woman...

-2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman...

-2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman...

-2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman...

-2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman...

-2 American men and 1 American woman...

One month later...On these beautiful deserted islands in the middle
of nowhere...The following things had happened...

1 Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman...

The 2 French men and the French woman are living happily together
in a menage-a-trois...

The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits
with the German woman...

The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is
cleaning and cooking for them...

The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the
English woman...

The 2 Bulgarian men took one long look at the endless ocean and
another look at the Bulgarian woman and started swimming...

The 2 Chinese men have set up a pharmacy/liquor store/restaurant/
laundromat,and have gotten the Chinese woman pregnant to supply
employees to their stores...

The 2 Irish men divided the island into north and south and set up
a distillery...They don't remember if sex is in the picture because
it gets sort of foggy after the first few drinks of coconut whisky...
But they're satisfied because at least the English aren't having
any fun...

The 2 American men are contemplating suicide because the American
woman endlessly complains about her body...The true nature of feminism...How she can do anything they can do...The necessity of
fulfillment...The equal division of household chores...How sand and
palm trees make her butt look big...How her last boyfriend respected
her opinion and treated her better than they do...How her relationship is improving with her mother...How at least the taxes
are low...And that it isn't raining..........


delilady's photo
Sat 04/10/10 10:10 PM
laugh laugh laugh laugh

no photo
Sat 04/10/10 10:21 PM
surprised Uh, yup, that'll probably do it. slaphead

boredinaz06's photo
Sat 04/10/10 10:58 PM




laugh laugh laugh very nice

darkowl1's photo
Sat 04/10/10 11:24 PM
awesome!:thumbsup: