no no no. he is the love child of King Cole and The old woman in a shoe.

ya see....the old woman in the shoe didn't really have all of those kids. In fact, they weren't kids at all. She was running a brothel. That is why Old King Cole went there, had some fun and then she got pregnant with Jack.

Jack and Jill are the Bonnie and Clyde of nursery rhymes. Little Miss Muffet wasn't scared by a silly spider. She was mugged by Jill and while Jill was counting the money, Muffet ran away and they blamed a spider.

hahahaha WOW, not what I was expecting to read =) But an honest answer, from what I'm told, if you eat fatty stuff, it floats. The healthier waste sinks...not positive that's true or why it was even brought to my attention, but yeah, I think we all think of crazy stuff here and there and that's why research was invented

No way.....not me.

well the official story is that he fell off the wall. He was pushed by Jack and the pigs. But there was a cover up because Jack is really the love child of Old King Cole and the old woman in the shoe

Well, they couldn't put him back together again, so the logic would be that the pigs ate some of him. Apparently he was mighty juicy.

and I heard rumors about Jack and the 3 little pigs. I suspect they are part of the gang that really pushed Humpty Dumpty off of the wall

I have found you cannot judge by age for the most part.

There are older men who have had women fake with them so much they have absolutely no skill in the bedroom. And he thinks introducing new stuff is somehow whoreish or something so he stays stuck there. Been there and done that.

I do not date younger because I feel like I am taking advantage of the younger guys. They have not had the experience I have and they believe they are in love too easily. I will not take advantage of that.

So I am going to stay close to my age from now on.

I keep trying to do that...but still attract younger...guess I need to grow up, huh?

Here is how Goof sees it (and, I am right...always...lol). I am a dude who has an "average" body. I am fit, but not so damn fit that I have six pack abs and a toned body of Adonis. However, if a chick is going to actually like me, or fall in love with me....then this is who I am. I won't change for someone just because they want me to. If I want to work out like a maniac and have a roided out bod, then so be it. I will do that if I choose to. But, I am content with me, and happy with me, and if a chick can't dig that, then she can bite my ***.

So, I guess my point here is that if a chick is chunky, then why should it matter if a dude would date her? I mean, if she is happy with who she is, and how she looks, then a dude will see that. I dunno...I might be wrong here, but just a thought. Goof out!