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Wed 12/26/12 11:17 AM
swallowing works as well.

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Wed 12/26/12 10:48 AM

There was a time I didn't bother to shave (lazy). Then I learned that this was unattractive because it would scratch her soft skin.


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if you knew anything about maintaining a nice fluffy beard you'd know the lazy way out would be to just shave everything off.
it's way more work to actually keep a beard.
don't call my bearded men lazy because i'll cut you.
as for the scratching;
some of us like it rough.
if you're being all gentle,
you're doing it wrong.

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Wed 12/26/12 08:49 AM

While I agree that trying too hard is unattractive, not trying at all makes one a fat, sloppy undesirable person.


false.

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Wed 12/26/12 08:39 AM
the interwebs.

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Wed 12/26/12 12:24 AM
you take too long.
i'm going to sleep.

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Tue 12/25/12 05:36 PM

I saw a chick standing on the corner just the other day with those same exact shoes on. Small world........smokin


that hooker has good taste in shoes.

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Tue 12/25/12 01:06 PM
Edited by bhernandez on Tue 12/25/12 01:06 PM

^^Are those the shoes you were talking about?!


oh nonono.
i got a much more tame version of that.
i'll have to buy those muhself.

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Tue 12/25/12 01:01 PM
merry christmas to me.
yes?
yes.


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Tue 12/25/12 12:52 PM
i got my period christmas morning!
how appropriate.

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Tue 12/25/12 11:55 AM
i hope you mean 'could be, b.'

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Tue 12/25/12 11:42 AM
the same ones?

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Tue 12/25/12 11:28 AM
naked females.

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Tue 12/25/12 02:10 AM
hey you!
be nicer to me.
I ****ING LOVE YOU.

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Tue 12/25/12 02:05 AM
no.
no.
no.

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Tue 12/25/12 01:35 AM
to sleep or not to sleep.

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Mon 12/24/12 09:04 AM

Do I know you, or what?


know must be synonym with stalk.

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Mon 12/24/12 08:33 AM
i think just yesterday someone asked if santa could bring me any person i wanted who would i ask for,
and of course i said mister colbert!

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Mon 12/24/12 08:30 AM
damn you, jeanniebean, for making me sat 'aw' two times in a row!

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Mon 12/24/12 08:27 AM
yay!
(x
good job,
torgo!

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Mon 12/24/12 12:29 AM
ah ****.
the pelvis should have extra padding.

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