Community > Posts By > bhernandez
Topic:
Male Birth Control
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swallowing works as well.
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There was a time I didn't bother to shave (lazy). Then I learned that this was unattractive because it would scratch her soft skin. ********. if you knew anything about maintaining a nice fluffy beard you'd know the lazy way out would be to just shave everything off. it's way more work to actually keep a beard. don't call my bearded men lazy because i'll cut you. as for the scratching; some of us like it rough. if you're being all gentle, you're doing it wrong. |
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While I agree that trying too hard is unattractive, not trying at all makes one a fat, sloppy undesirable person. false. |
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Topic:
What are you grateful for?
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the interwebs.
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you take too long.
i'm going to sleep. |
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I saw a chick standing on the corner just the other day with those same exact shoes on. Small world........ that hooker has good taste in shoes. |
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Edited by
bhernandez
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Tue 12/25/12 01:06 PM
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^^Are those the shoes you were talking about?! oh nonono. i got a much more tame version of that. i'll have to buy those muhself. |
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merry christmas to me.
yes? yes. |
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Topic:
Compliment of the season
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i got my period christmas morning!
how appropriate. |
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i hope you mean 'could be, b.'
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the same ones?
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naked females.
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hey you!
be nicer to me. I ****ING LOVE YOU. |
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Topic:
The Number
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no.
no. no. |
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to sleep or not to sleep.
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Do I know you, or what? know must be synonym with stalk. |
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i think just yesterday someone asked if santa could bring me any person i wanted who would i ask for,
and of course i said mister colbert! |
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damn you, jeanniebean, for making me sat 'aw' two times in a row!
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yay!
(x good job, torgo! |
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ah ****.
the pelvis should have extra padding. |
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