Community > Posts By > JMellish

 
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Tue 02/05/08 09:31 AM
"Slippery when wet"

...oh your were talking about those kind of signs. My bad.

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Tue 02/05/08 07:33 AM


Up...and been at work for 4 hours.

Fun stuff!!

man that sucks!


Yeah..pretty much. But its a nice day here on the east coast so im not complaining to bad. Gotta make that money.

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Tue 02/05/08 07:28 AM
Up...and been at work for 4 hours.

Fun stuff!!

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Tue 02/05/08 07:27 AM
Old Skool Hardcore...

Hadebreed
Sick of it All
Madball
Death Before Dishonor
Terror

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Tue 02/05/08 07:07 AM
"MOOOOOOOMMMMM!!! Kitties being a dildo!!" "Well Mommy knows a certain little kitty kitty thats sleeping with her tonight."

"My mom says if I wanna be a lesbian...I gotta lick carpet. well ive been licking carpet all day and I still dont feel like a damn lesbian."

"Who took a duke in the urinal...mmmmmmkay"




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Tue 02/05/08 06:37 AM
Pepsi Max does the trick for me.

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Tue 02/05/08 06:36 AM
Spinning complacently in the darkness...

Covered and blinded by a blanket of little lives...

False security has lulled the madness of this world into a slumber...

Wake up...

An eye is upon you, staring straight down and keenly through,

Seeing all that you are and everything that you can never be.

Yes, an eye is upon you, an eye ready to blink.

So face forward, with arms wide open and mind reeling.

Your future has arrived... Are you ready to go?

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Tue 02/05/08 06:28 AM
There cover of "So What" is great. If you havent heard it, you should look it up. Unless you are easily offended.

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Mon 02/04/08 10:38 AM


You have some very nice legs....what time do they open?


Please dont tell me this works...lol...laugh laugh laugh


Nah...but its funny as hell.

How bout we go huntin...i'll take ya back to my cabin and show you how to stuff a beaver.

Lets play war...i'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me.

...all day people. I can do this all day. bigsmile

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Mon 02/04/08 10:32 AM
You have some very nice legs....what time do they open?

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Mon 02/04/08 10:29 AM
Your shoes are having a party...why dont you invite your pants down.

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Mon 02/04/08 10:27 AM
That shirt is very becoming on you..im sure if I was on you I'd be coming too.

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Mon 02/04/08 07:53 AM


Wrong forum....

ok, What is the BIG PROBLEM you guys????????????????? This Topic is for JOKES AND FUNNY STORIES RIGHT????????????????? Was this not a funny story????????????????????????? I thought it was cute. Why are you making a big deal about it??????????????????????????????????? Where should it have been posted then?????????????????????????????????????grumble grumble


Maybe...if you read all the post, you'd know why. As I previously stated, it was originally in the "general discussion" forum and not in the "jokes and funny stories" forum.




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Mon 02/04/08 07:23 AM
It was originally in "General Discussion".

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Mon 02/04/08 07:13 AM
Ohhhhh...busted.

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Mon 02/04/08 05:58 AM
Wrong forum....

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Mon 02/04/08 05:39 AM
Well thats no good....just gotta wrap up good.

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Mon 02/04/08 05:36 AM
Well he couldnt have been totally right. Its gonna be 60 here in Va today. And normally this time of year its high 30's to low 40's.

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Mon 02/04/08 05:32 AM
Im just glad becuase the Patriot fans will shut their mouths now.

...and all the bandwagon fans will feel ill because the spent so much money on merchandise just to look like true patriot fan, just to see them lose.

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Mon 02/04/08 05:22 AM
Sanitarium.

But I agree...anything after the Black album pretty much sucked. And the Black album is way over played. I get so tired of hearing Enter Sandman on the radio.

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