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Sat 02/13/10 07:11 PM







Uh oh... down girl down... <grabs Melody's legs and gets dragged through the room>


*conducts serious inner monologue with self - "NO"!!) laugh

*whew* Thankfully he is too young! See, Joy, I do have boundaries in age!
laugh


me too, nothing under 22!!!shades


How old is......oh, never mind. :angel:


Old enough.laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

that hurts ladies, old enough to stand on the field but not enough to play...


I was referring to someone else. And, I appreciate your service to our country. flowerforyou flowerforyou flowerforyou

well thank you, i always feel odd hearing that tho...

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Sat 02/13/10 07:08 PM





Uh oh... down girl down... <grabs Melody's legs and gets dragged through the room>


*conducts serious inner monologue with self - "NO"!!) laugh

*whew* Thankfully he is too young! See, Joy, I do have boundaries in age!
laugh


me too, nothing under 22!!!shades


How old is......oh, never mind. :angel:


Old enough.laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

that hurts ladies, old enough to stand on the field but not enough to play...

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Sat 02/13/10 07:03 PM


Uh oh... down girl down... <grabs Melody's legs and gets dragged through the room>


*conducts serious inner monologue with self - "NO"!!) laugh

*whew* Thankfully he is too young! See, Joy, I do have boundaries in age!
laugh

dammit!

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Sat 02/13/10 07:03 PM
:angel:




I have to pee, but I'm too lazy to move.....


This is bad... best go spend some time with the . People might not notice that way


yeah they might not mind if i pee in their pool.....i hope...



It's a big pool....

careful tho, i hear that sharks can smell it from a mile away, don't want one of those comin down on you... actually you might enjoy that

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Sat 02/13/10 07:00 PM
yeah, i'm a marine... stop it you two, there's drool evywhere, and too many ppl have to pee. i propose a 2 minute potty break

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Sat 02/13/10 06:56 PM


I've had two glasses of happy drink, I'm not feeling too "smart" right now.laugh




we're not smart tonight we're "mart" that's all we need
rofl rofl rofl

wish i had some happy drink... damn marine corps, no alcahol in the barracks

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Sat 02/13/10 06:55 PM






it was hilarious!!!!!



Wish I could see davey's seaducturtle... Wondering how that works with the motion of the ocean... whoa


They never post right the first time LOL



now introdising a new invention from quacked out inc.
the new and improved seaducturtle this big fella has the size to please, and can make it in any storm, meant to take even the most weather worn waters, he gets the job done the first time, every time...


rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
knight you fit right in


the group I mean... :angel:

why thank ya' darlin'


We can be very serious; intelligent conversations are always welcome BUT this is not the thread or the day for "smartness". :tongue:



i gotcha... so is it the siz of the boat Or the motion of the 8====D~~
ocean

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Sat 02/13/10 06:53 PM

omg rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

sounds like another saisfied customer!

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Sat 02/13/10 06:52 PM



Think it'll dive deeper than normal level?:angel:


More importantly he loves fish


*eww* ill :laughing:

...it is what it is...

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Sat 02/13/10 06:51 PM




it was hilarious!!!!!



Wish I could see davey's seaducturtle... Wondering how that works with the motion of the ocean... whoa


They never post right the first time LOL



now introdising a new invention from quacked out inc.
the new and improved seaducturtle this big fella has the size to please, and can make it in any storm, meant to take even the most weather worn waters, he gets the job done the first time, every time...


rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
knight you fit right in


the group I mean... :angel:

why thank ya' darlin'

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Sat 02/13/10 06:48 PM


it was hilarious!!!!!



Wish I could see davey's seaducturtle... Wondering how that works with the motion of the ocean... whoa


They never post right the first time LOL



now introdising a new invention from quacked out inc.
the new and improved seaducturtle this big fella has the size to please, and can make it in any storm, meant to take even the most weather worn waters, he gets the job done the first time, every time...

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Sat 02/13/10 06:44 PM



roflmao good one Melody...


I'd like you to see my ducunny....






...only one speed for this little guy,gotta make up for his size and fuzzy cutness by moving at ultra-high speeds. great to carry around, and perfect for a quickie, but leaves much to be desired in those looong lonely knights.well you know what they say, it's not the size of the boat...


rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
the motion of the ocean better be made by more than a dingy???

hey, now it may not be a ciuse liner but it never fails to get you where you're goin' nomatter the size of the sotorm, or how many boats have sailed these waters before. my ship'll be remembered

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Sat 02/13/10 06:41 PM



My duconkey...




...does it quack as it fills your cracks with caulk, and will it call you in the morning or does it just wonder from pond to pond, or pasure to pasture...


Well, hello there, dirty dirty.....love love love :tongue:

oh yeah, i'm kinda trying to thin of a way to advertise it, like an infomercial, think it would be funny?

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Sat 02/13/10 06:40 PM

roflmao good one Melody...


I'd like you to see my ducunny....






...only one speed for this little guy,gotta make up for his size and fuzzy cutness by moving at ultra-high speeds. great to carry around, and perfect for a quickie, but leaves much to be desired in those looong lonely knights.well you know what they say, it's not the size of the boat...

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Sat 02/13/10 06:35 PM

My duconkey...




...does it quack as it fills your cracks with caulk, and will it call you in the morning or does it just wonder from pond to pond, or pasure to pasture...

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Sat 02/13/10 06:30 PM


One final question. Is there a smell to the caulk???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slzVuHIpoDw



oh god....I'm crying....

...i don't think that link took us to the same place,yours show you titanic?

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Sat 02/13/10 06:27 PM



I thought blondes got nervous around caulk? Scared of getting it in their hair is what I heard....

nah, this one thinks it's frosting, not much can be said about her inteligence...


Shame! I take offense! I am a blonde who is graduating with her master's degree this year! Bite your tongue generalizer! :angel:

i will not, besides you don't work at lowes...

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Sat 02/13/10 06:26 PM


One final question. Is there a smell to the caulk???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slzVuHIpoDw



rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

wow...

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Sat 02/13/10 06:21 PM





rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
manswers says it's a myth but the yellow/beige caulk is definitely the smallest tube...


In that case, they have a caulk enhancer! It thickens the caulk and helps it harden faster. :laughing: (in high altitudes of course) winking



I've seen one of those, the little blue thingy right? I thought it was a caulk holder, what do I know...
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl


You are right! The caulk holder plays an important role in keeping the caulk in place. The caulk needs guidance so it doesn't squirt all over the place!

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:


exactly, can't have precariously squirting caulks flailing around..
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

look ladies, whtever you're on i want seven of em'

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Sat 02/13/10 06:20 PM

I thought blondes got nervous around caulk? Scared of getting it in their hair is what I heard....

nah, this one thinks it's frosting, not much can be said about her inteligence...