-Falls over and dies.-

I'm not sure what's scarier; the net-speak or your avatar. Nightmares are made of these.

Hey guys,

I'm new here, and this is the first proper profile I've made for a site like this. I was originally going to make it a throw-away profile just so I could see what the site was like (hence the weird account name that I now can't change), but then decided not to.

I've gone with the humorous angle, given that it's what I'm all about. After all, personality can attract the ladies. At least, I hope it will.

So, what do you think? Too much, too little? More pics? I'm horrendously pale, so I can't often get decent ones that don't make me sparkle in the sunlight like a vampire from Twilight, so to get these ones today for the profile is an amazing feat. The other ones I managed to get are of me making stupid expressions. =P