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Mon 07/23/07 10:03 PM
Liar!!! That's an underwire bra you have under that dress!!!


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Mon 07/23/07 10:02 PM
What!? God invented washers and driers for that kind of thing!!! Just wipe your mouth with your sleeve! lol

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Mon 07/23/07 10:00 PM
Hey is this the line for the German Activists?

guten tag!

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Mon 07/23/07 09:56 PM
You may thank me, I have saved the world. They took me up in their space ship and decided that, by my example, the human race is just too stupid to even bother with.

Go me!!!!!!! lol

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Mon 07/23/07 07:03 PM
Wait your turn!!!!!! lol

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Mon 07/23/07 07:01 PM
Another one: there's something wrong with your car:

I'm not in it.

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Mon 07/23/07 06:59 PM
I like my pick up line: Are those astronaut pants?

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Mon 07/23/07 06:57 PM
I don't know if you said anything wrong, but I'd be happy talking with you!!!!!!!!!:)

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Mon 07/23/07 06:55 PM
Dummkopf

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Mon 07/23/07 06:54 PM
If you'd shave that hitler mustache, they might have given you both directions and their phone numbers!!!!!!lol

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Mon 07/23/07 06:50 PM
Napkins are pointless. That is why god made sleeves.

A man should use them the way god intended.

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Mon 07/23/07 06:46 PM
What kind of warning? Like an FBI warning or something?

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Mon 07/23/07 06:41 PM
Was that a threat?

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Mon 07/23/07 06:38 PM
On a more serious note, I really once was depressed. I met a girl in high school. The biggest crush I ever had. I never talked to her though, and she didn't return the interest. I stayed in depression for almost the entire year. It was very akward.

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Mon 07/23/07 06:33 PM
I was once depressed. Then I met fingerpaintbynumbers and she bought a coconut from me.

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Sun 07/22/07 09:57 PM
It's now Monday here too. Matter of fact, I have to go to bed now. Well see ya later.

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Sun 07/22/07 09:54 PM
Hi, My name is Brian, and I'm not even a tea totaller...(sob)



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Sun 07/22/07 09:53 PM
What, you don't want to wake up with him?

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Sun 07/22/07 09:52 PM
(eating comfort food) Tell me about it. No sense at all.

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Sun 07/22/07 09:51 PM
Did they try to censor us or something?

What did we do? We were just innocent people trying to set somebody straight when all of a sudden..... ....

WAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!