It's all well and good until they ask you to give up toilet paper.

Let me ask you this: What if he's a "see the movie first" type of guy?

If I know a movie of a book is coming out, I'll want to see it first, because I know if I read the book first, I won't enjoy the movie. (I can only come up with maybe two times when the movie was better).

Actually, I think the answer to this one is no.


I couldn't get anyone to go out with me when I was younger, and I can't seem to get a date now that I'm older. So, I'm thinking it is exactly the same.

"He's Just Not That Into You" was a pretty good one.

Of course you've got to have "Casablanca" on that list.

Why would I need dating advice? You have to get dates before you need advice on them.

The answer is a kiwi.

Well, I was thinking about stopping by, but the room looks kind of crowded...

Well, if no one else will, I will ban you.


That's it, you can't stay at my house again until your attitude improves!!!

While my family begs for my homemade chicken and noodles with mashed potatoes (the potatoes themselves could be considered a food group, possibly a dessert), I think my best dish is still my spaghetti with homemade meatballs and sauce.

It is "world famous" as I've served it to people from six different countries - and have gotten rave reviews from each - and unique as I've never found any place that comes close to the taste. Sure, it's makes a mess of my kitchen, requires quite a few pots and pans to make, but it is good enough that I'll eat the leftover sauce cold from the fridge. Plus any leftover meatballs can be made into the best meatball subs on the planet - and I say that with no ego whatsoever.

Let me know when you're stopping by, I'll make a batch for you!!!

I liked the "fairy tale," and hope you find your knight or prince if that is what you desire (though I do believe you'd be better off with a stable boy - princes are always looking to maintain image and knights always have another dragon to go and slay, but a stable boy, well, he'll always be there when you need him).

While I appreciate an age restriction, I don't like the concept that everyone over 35 is a liar. If anything, some of us are too brutally honest - just saying. I will also say from experience, some of us do take some time to "warm up" to kids, so don't sell yourself short by slamming the door in the face of someone who may be all you really want.

Good luck to you!!

For all intents and purposes, you're a very attractive lady, who could probably pass for at least 7 years younger than your stated age.

That being said, loose the "selfie" of yourself in the "K" shirt. Your hair is wet, you're not as "made up" as the other too, and it isn't as flattering as the previous pictures.

My opinion only, but keeping it 100%.

Oh, I'm not dumb enough to fall for that trap!!! You can't just tell a woman what you really think, you have to ease her into to it and make her believe she came up with the concept on her own.

I wasn't going to "name names," but since you brought it up...

Of course you deserve better, and I happen to be available!!!

That being said, that is one of the oldest lines in the book. Basically "it's not you, it's me." So I'm voting on a pure kiss off line that is designed to make you feel as if you were too good for him.

Flip it around on them next time, it's only fair. Say you'll give them your wallet if she lets you go through her purse. Ask for references, preferable from men she's dated before, because you want to know about the kind of crazy you're walking into.

The way I look at it, women know the kind of lying they do, and assume that men are going to do the same thing - which, in truth, a lot of men do. The problem for an honest man (or woman) is that they assume the veracity of all those around them, so when it is questioned we feel insulted. It's been my experience that people that don't take you at face value generally have multiple faces themselves.

I can look at that room and see there isn't as much as it looks like. The plants themselves are no taller than a meter (3 feet), and by the time you trim away all the water leaves and stalks and stems, you'll loose 3/4 of what you see. Cops, they weigh everything there and say it's worth X amount - sometimes including the weight of the dirt in the pots. In truth, divide by 3-5 and you'll get the real numbers.

Please... That really isn't that much. Me and my friends could go through that in a weekend.

Fortunately, I have no brains, so I have nothing to worry about.

Actually, I kind of prefer a woman that challenges me intellectually. The problem with smart women is that they are usually smart enough to know that they should have absolutely nothing to do with me!!!!

It's kind of a "Catch-22."

I really don't think prostitution is paying for sex. You can get sex without having to pay a woman. So why do men seek out prostitutes? Because you pay them to leave.

You pay them so you don't have to listen to them talk, hear about their day, worries, and all the other minutia that comes with being in a relationship.

It's also guaranteed. You pay them, have sex, and they're out the door. You bring some random person home from the bar, and she may want to stay the night and have breakfast or chat in the morning.

Besides, if you really want to beat the illegality of prostitution, then all you have to do is film the encounter. Then she's not a prostitute, but an actress in a porn. This makes it perfectly legal to pay a woman for sex.

So really, isn't the concept of having this be illegal just kind of childish?