I'd have to dig down about six feet.








(Actually, that's not true, I scattered her ashes in Florida)

At some point in the series your reach the part of the equation that reads (x-x), which is being multiplied across the rest of the equation.

All who said the answer is 0, get a cookie.

Leave them tied to the bed and walk out the front door.




Throwing the match over your shoulder as you leave is optional.

I probably should pay this stack of bills before they shut all of this down.

I'm starting to think this is how the IRS calculates my taxes....

I should be going to bed.

No, you can't talk to the nice ladies. I've been hording them all to myself, and I don't feel like sharing.

You can talk to the mean ladies though!!!

You can doff the hat, but he's wrong.

The cost of the oranges is 20.40, the cost of the spoilage (which must be absorbed into the overall cost as a loss) is 4.08 for a total cost of 24.48. The recouped sales is 30.00, for a total profit of 5.52. Your realized gain (according to the "new" sales price) is only 22.5%

Which isn't all that bad really.

You can tell yourself whatever lies you need to in order to allow you to believe your faith, but the history bears out a different story. When soldiers return to your town to see that the law is enforced, when the images of your faith are burned or melted down and stolen, when your children are massacred before your eyes because you choose to follow your beliefs, when you see the suffering of someone you loved burned at the stake, but wish to see those you love survive for another day - then you may change your outward appearance of a belief system and teach your young ones to embrace a cause that is not your own.

This is what was done. Christianity was spread via the executioners axe. This is how Constantine did it, this is how Charlemagne did it to deny so is only spreading lies which is a sin, and when you lie, you murder something good in another part of the world. Own up to your history and embrace it, because to deny it, is denying the Christ - much as Peter did on Maundy Thursday.

As I'm getting kind of hungry, I should consider making lunch.

Sweetie, it's always coffee time!!!

I also have some reports to finish.

Yeah, I know. Not only do I need to be a little "into the bottle" for you get my shirt off, but I'm pretty sure you'll need to be the same in order to want to see that.

If you want to see me without my shirt, you'll need to buy me a few drinks first!!!

Simple game: Just type what you SHOULD be doing instead of posting in the forums.



I should be composing a few letters right now.

Assuming he found a buyer at those prices the net gain is 14605% ROI. Also, I'd like to find the market he's selling this stuff to and see if they want some apples.

Tell that to Charlemagne who would massacre everyone in a village that didn't convert. Sure made the rest of the town become "Christian," and is also the main reason that northern and eastern Europe converted.

If the only thing that makes you be a nice person is the fear of a god, then you really aren't a nice person to begin with.

I always liked the thicker red hymnals, as they had the songs I knew better. I don't know why the church also has the thin black hymnals with a bunch of songs no one has ever heard of or know how to sing.

If I knew the answer to that question, I wouldn't be on a dating site would I?

I'm with Tomato here, a "regular" person would be held - most likely without bond - indefinitely.

Though obviously this Sheriff needs more training - if you're going to shoot someone, don't leave them alive to testify. I'd make that (4) on Mike's list behind "practice."