Violence is not the answer my azz.....

the next time he touches you in such a manner as hitting or anything else with out your permission .. drop kick that fycker through the up rights of his crotch like a goddamn field goal.

batteries not included........save your money I can make the bed giggle.

those

I thought you liked hose vibrating mattresses???

Clarence Carter " Strokin' "

When I start makin' love
I don't just make love...
I be strokin'
That's what I be doin', huh
I be strokin'

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin'

Let me ask you somethin'...
What time of the day do you like to make love
Have you ever made love just before breakfast
Have you ever made love while you watched the late, late show
Well, let me ask you this
Have you ever made love on a couch
Well, let me ask you this
Have you ever made love on the back seat of a car
I remember one time I made love on the back seat of a car
And the police came and shined his light on me, and I said:
'I'm strokin', that's what I'm doin', I be strokin''

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin'

Let me ask you something...
How long has it been since you made love, huh?
Did you make love yesterday
Did you make love last week
Did you make love last year
Or maybe it might be that you plannin' on makin' love tonight
But just remember, when you start making love
You make it hard, long, soft, short
And be strokin'
I be strokin'

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best, huh
I be strokin'

Now when I start making love to my woman
I don't stop until I know she's sas-ified
And I can always tell when she gets sas-ified
'Cause when she gets sas-fied she start calling my name
She'd say: 'Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter
Clarence Carter, ooooh ****, Clarence Carter'
The other night I was strokin' my woman
And it got so good to her, you know what she told me
Let me tell you what she told me, she said:
'Stroke it Clarence Carter, but don't stroke so fast
If my stuff ain't tight enough, you can stick it up my...' WOO!

I be strokin' Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
I be strokin'

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best, huh
I be strokin'
I be strokin' Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
I be strokin', Yeah!
I be strokin'

I stroke it to the north
I stroke it to the south
I stroke it everywhere
I even stroke it with my... WOO!

I be strokin'
I be strokin' Ha! Ha!
I be strokin'

Yokoke reserved my ass.........

your so kinky I could cork screw you in to the ground.......

She is the Queen of Kink.........

strange how Bob always shows up when the topic refers to stalking or stalkers???

you guys ever notice that????






very peculiar posting behavior I must say............rubs chin and raises eyebrow.....Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

in that case Bob share your experience with Us........

Ummmmmmmmm speaking of Stalkers............

has anyone seen Brains today????

you two stop stalking me.........

to hell with stalkers............I'd be more worried about the people who "ENJOY" being stalked........

"Can anyone tell me that famous line.. (the complete version).. love is patient..love is kind.. Im writing a very special someone and I want to leave that as an ending to my letter.. help.. "


let it end .

don't send this letter this man in his haste gave up everything for You hopefully he can retrieve most of it back.

before you drive the wooden steak through his heart with a hammer .........let him get back on his feet first before you drive the nails in to his coffin. He doesnt need to hear some letter describing love .

Bruce Springsteen "I'm on Fire"

Hey little girl is your daddy home
Did he go away and leave you all alone
I got a bad desire
I'm on fire

Tell me now baby is he good to you
Can he do to you the things that I do
I can take you higher
I'm on fire

Sometimes it's like someone took a knife baby
edgy and dull and cut a six-inch valley
through the middle of my soul

At night I wake up with the sheets soaking wet
and a freight train running through the
middle of my head
Only you can cool my desire
I'm on fire.



and at the end he goes yaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooo yahooooooooo oooooooooooh ye -a -ahooooooooooooooooooo

LOL..........

Well said LBB .....

Divorced?? a red flag.

depends....

if anything they have seen more done more an experienced more
which makes up for experience which could be a attractive trait.

as far as divorces go we all make some bad choices some times.

who to say if it is really marriage or not that is the recurring theme as to why relationships don't last or for that matter just common law live in or how many relationships people have been in period.

it doesn't make them any less of a person.

put this in your pipe and smoke it....

Monster Magnet "Space Lord"

I've been stuffed in your pocket for the last hundred days
When I don't get my bath I take it out on the slaves
So grease up your baby for the ball on the hill
Polish them rockets now, and swallow those pills

and sing... Space Lord Mother

Huh! Uh huh

There's a car in the field now in a column of flame
With two doors to choose but only one bears your name
You've been drinking my blood well I've been licking your wounds
I'll shave off the pitch now in the scope of your tune

You'll sing... Space Lord Mother

I left my throne a million miles away
I drink from your tit
I sing your blues every day
Now give me the strength
To split the world in two yeah
I ate all the rest and now I've gotta eat you

Well I sing

Space Lord Lyrics on http://www.lyricsmania.com
Built in my nightmares and using my name
You're stroking my cortex and you know I'm insane
I'm squeezed out in hump drive and drownin' in love
Encompass them all to a position above

Well I sing... Space Lord Mother

I left my throne a million miles away
I drink from your tit
I sing your blues every day
Now give me the strength
To split the world in two yeah
I ate all the rest and now I've gotta eat you

Well I sing... Space Lord Mother

I lost my soul when I fell to earth
My planets called me to the void of my birth
The time has come for me to kill this game
Now open wide and say my name

Space Lord Mother

he's building the perfect Beast......

I kinda thought you looked familiar Tim.......

those Burger reps are hard on the arms.......

I'll spot you next time on the french fry lift........

COME ON TIM !!!!!!!!!!! GIVE ME ONE MORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!! YO !!!!!!!!!

And I agree with Ashly..

careful what you say about the Americans........ they have more bombs than we do...........


yikes?? did I just say BOMBS!!!!!!!!!!!! on the Internet...

and worse?
WHAT
KIND
OF
LOSER
WOULD
TRY
THIS
PROGRAM?????????



Are You calling Me a loser????......I have this program.