I'm seriously amazed you made any sense out of that :O

hell no, you never know if people still have feelings for their ex's, and personally if she were still close enough to be living with her EX, I wouldnt invest any real feelings into the deal. Might hook up and screw around but sorry hunny not gonna be any more invested in you than just a bit of fun.

immaturity

I dunno about turnoff, but its definitely annoying. I know you (women) dont wanna hear me talking about other girls while we're on a date, so when you do it kinda kicks me outta the deal.

Turnoff would be if you started talking about other guys, what you like or dont like about them. Obviously I'd start comparing myself to what you're saying about others, and I'd probly be about done at that point.

To me it shows a lack of interest, and I'm not gonna try and make somethin out of nothin when clearly youre not interested.

smart women are more intimidating for me to talk to, theyre my type

this is in a song... "You've gotta love yourself before you can ever love me"

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8csos_lifehouse-whatever-it-takes_music

yeah man dont be disappointed when a drunk girl isnt interested when she sobers up :O
you should go out and see how many drunk girls #'s you can get tho. its pretty fun for the night. sometimes if you do it well theyll even buy you drinks

getting a date's not the problem.... lasting more than a couple months is

why does it have to be a pet? I think of the condom commercial when I think of this post.
The one guy at the bar with a bunch of pigs. He talks to a girl and hes gonna get some, then he turns into a pig, then he grabs a condom and turns back into a man again.
I would be a pig lol. Sorry, condoms are like made to deflate boners.

no hasta espanol! speak english hammer!

you know you like it ;)

sooo.. Delies, organic and gourmet type places, and all I gotta do is tell you that I love to cook, healthy foods, that whole bit. Aspiring chef? Awesome

¿chupo mi verga?

yeah what he said. myself and just about every other guy I know dont spend hours on the phone or texting even if it is the SO, phone calls exist more like: 'see ya in 15' end. or text. to me time spent together is all that matters, not the communicating while away, like a stranger.

I knew that whole bit about picking up girls at the grocery store was just a big lie, of course I havent bothered trying myself. But your admission is enough proof for me. :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrojFR7jM9E

I dont think you do get over being cheated on...
I've been cheated on twice, and I'll never forget either time.

First was when I first went active duty, almost four years ago. She didnt lie about it tho, she called me up when I was in cali and told me all about her 'new' boyfriend and how great the sex was.

Second was about a year ago, and I completely fell in love with this girl. Near the end of our relationship she was sneaking around all the time, lying, and finally I had enough. She admitted to cheating about a month ago when she started talking to me on myspace, out of the blue. apologizing for everything and that whole bit. I'll never trust her again tho so it doesnt matter.

That second one really crushed me... I was pretty depressed about that one for a while. But I learned from it, I realized why I was so crushed. Besides the immense amount of trust I put in her that was shattered, when it ended so suddenly I had so many holes and space with nothing to fill it with.
Time and space apart did nothing to help me get over it, only finding new ways to occupy my time and put trust in other people did. Even tho I really didnt wanna trust anyone else again, it helped.

meeting a girl on here I could hit it off with and date (who lives close enough for it to be viable) I think is pretty slim, so for me just chat

ask before you judge. not cryptic like either, be blunt. what are you looking for in a relationship? are you serious, or just more for fun?

mortal kombat?