was a GO-GO dancer on "Laugh In"

Ok, I flirt. I find it is a way to "stir things up a little". This is an adult site right? I think that we all get a little rush from having someone flirt with us, so I think that I am passing on a little bit of happiness.
Since most of us here are single, and most (or at least a lot)are divorced, a little thrill can go a long way to helping a person feel better about themselvs and start the healing process. On-line line I see it as harmless.
Outside of cyberspace, I still will flirt some, but not as agressivly, lest it be taken the wrong way. It all depends on who the "flirtess" is, and how well I know them. Remember kiddos, flirting is, and always will be a GAME that adults PLAY. It can be a very good ice breaker, and I think that it will help to keep a relationship exciting, if it is used well as two people grow to know each other better.
So as for me, flirting is a game I play, mostly here. Anybody wanna come out and play?????

you can tithe to me, i'm currently laid off.
i'm going to bed now
I'm job hunting in the morning

is this the first time you've licked a gip?

would they taste like chicken?

I'm part Irish (too)
I have A.D.D.
I'm part Irish (too)

Hi, my name is Pig. Do you want to go out with me?
(nuff said)

would they even care? (they are pigs after all)

One of my fav's from chilhood is bologna on white bread, mayo, mustard and LOTS crunchy lettuce! yumoo, oh yah, on Sunday afternoon!
(arent memmories the oddest things?)

should we ask the wolf hating pigs with all the straws?

*southern comfort on the rocks*, here's one for the road. be safe!

face plant in the keyboadrerkljthinm;oimnimfnm

hey, i was just following banana peels. Have you heard any huffing and puffing lately?

It's amazing the conversations that you can have with a drunk person.
Or at least one that they started?

international brotherhood of wolf haters, weren't you at the last meeting?

there are toe warmers that you can put on your socks that work with a chemical reacton. they work very well, and you can wear then in your shoes or slippers. but only sober people can get the pkg open!

did you ask the three little pigs?

would you be a honey and get me a straw?

not by myself!

ever leave your footprint upsidedown on the windshield?