Wanna know something that really lowers your self esteem and confidence?

I have 3 good friends that are all hotter than me. So, my friend that's always rated a 1. Wants to know about it. So 2 years ago, we all go to the mall, and he comes up with this bright idea of asking girls, what they'd rate us. 1 to 4. One being hottest, and 4 being not hottest.

I was always a 4, and sometimes a 3.

Talk about a self esteem drop.

HotCat ;)

Hmm, have to think about that one. j/k

Very nice! :)

The servers can't be down. We're allll dooooomed!

Bribe them. Say $500 to the one who has a crush on me. I'm sure quite a few of them will say they're the one. But we all know Twilight can back that up with proof.

Yeah, it's a REAL good game.

Hello there. :) Nice!

Jack Dempsy's are cool.

I worked at Petsmart awhile back, and I got to feed all the Cichlid's. We sometimes gave them feeder fish and watched them fight over it. It was crazy.

It's a laugh out loud fest!

These pickup lines work wonders.

"Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?? I thought you knew."

"Forget That! Playing Doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist."

"I'm gonna have sex with you tonight, so you might as well be there..."

"Look out into the night sky, you see that bright light to the right of the red one? That is a comet that is streaking here at 35,456 miles per hour. At that rate, it will be here in an hour. So, wanna ****?"

"Hold out two fingers and say, "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?"
She: I don't know
Cause they're mine sweetheart."

"Your dad must have been retarded, cause you are special."

"Hi, I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus."

"Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me, and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too."

"Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel across the street."

Nosey McNoserson!

*sends an email* j/k

lol. A good ol' copy/paste always works fine.

Wow, you heard Gotcha? ...hahaha

You can't take a break. WE NEED MORE!

I'll give you a hint. 3 people.

But I didn't list them as crushes. I listed them as "People who I think are cute, and I'd like to talk to more."

haha

How about instead of crushes, make it "This person thinks you're cute/hot/gorgeous (or whatever) and they'd like to talk to you more."

Crushes, hmmm...

I have never taken a shower fully clothed.

I've also never walked on my hands.