Check my profile pics. My place, owned. Not big, just huge.
Send me a pic of your place and give me an idea of what you like.
Any thing is on the table

Check my profile pics. My place, owned. Not big, just huge.
Send me a pic of your place and give me an idea of what you like.
Any thing is on the table

I am soooo hard now. It's standing up so much it's punching me in the face.
Yep. It's official. This is the worst site to be on to hook up, or get friends.
It's also official that Aussies are recluse.
Oops. Soz. Talking to Aussies. Forgot, you probably wouldn't know what
recluse is. Too busy with the grog or drugs. There is a book out called a dictionary. Recluse means that all you Aussies on this site that would rather sit at home and wait for some one to offer you sex, or sit at home and masturbate, that"s you. Would rather your own company. Keep masturbating. Keep waiting.
Any Aussie that takes offence to that is most likely masturbating, so you probably wont reply anyway. Any one who doesn't take offence to that, most likely agrees, and has better things to do then worry about Mrs Palmer or a vibrator.

Yep. It's official. This is the worst site to be on to hook up, or get friends.
It's also official that Aussies are recluse.
Oops. Soz. Talking to Aussies. Forgot, you probably wouldn't know what
recluse is. Too busy with the grog or drugs. There is a book out called a dictionary. Recluse means that all you Aussies on this site that would rather sit at home and wait for some one to offer you sex, or sit at home and masturbate, that"s you. Would rather your own company. Keep masturbating. Keep waiting.
Any Aussie that takes offence to that is most likely masturbating, so you probably wont reply anyway. Any one who doesn't take offence to that, most likely agrees, and has better things to do then worry about Mrs Palmer or a vibrator.

I was just going through a few of the chats, and it looks like Aussies don't like chatting. Come on guys and gals, "Where the bloody hell are you?"
HHmmmm. I may have heard that before some where.
I know we are all looking for that one person, but there's nothing wrong with having a chat to all.
Just say hello and lets see where the convo ends up.
Quiz: I'm watching a sniper movie on free to air. What is it?

Time never stops for any one or any thing.

Hi, new to this site, would love a chat.