I am soooo hard now. It's standing up so much it's punching me in the face.
Yep. It's official. This is the worst site to be on to hook up, or get friends.
It's also official that Aussies are recluse.
Oops. Soz. Talking to Aussies. Forgot, you probably wouldn't know what
recluse is. Too busy with the grog or drugs. There is a book out called a dictionary. Recluse means that all you Aussies on this site that would rather sit at home and wait for some one to offer you sex, or sit at home and masturbate, that"s you. Would rather your own company. Keep masturbating. Keep waiting.
Any Aussie that takes offence to that is most likely masturbating, so you probably wont reply anyway. Any one who doesn't take offence to that, most likely agrees, and has better things to do then worry about Mrs Palmer or a vibrator.

Check my profile pics. My place, owned. Not big, just huge.
Send me a pic of your place and give me an idea of what you like.
Any thing is on the table