What, no UO vets here? I mean really, what could be more fun that leaving a trapped, poisoned chest on the road to Trinsic and then hiding in a bush waiting for a n00b to come along and open it? Or flagging gray, opening a low level poisoned chest and running to the bank in Britannia yelling "save me" so someone cures your poison and gets guard whacked? Or camping out all night waiting for that IDOC castle in Fel to drop so you can get that bear rug you could never afford? Good times. Good times!

So give us a silent bob quote...