How come slowhand is already taken? Where are there more men like him??????

I never 'assume' anything because......... it usually makes an ass-u-me!

I agree with Nevesgone........they always live so far away! I have checked only a couple of yes and several maybe's but without more informaqtion, I'm still stuck in the same situation as before. Are the yes people suppose to get in touch with us? I don't understand how this is suppose to work!

A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of the 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yelled, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: "Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever!"

"Yeah," she replies, "when you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: "Here Lies My Husband - Stiff at Last!"

A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't cover the surgery since it was considered cosmetic. The doctor said the cost would be $3,500 for a "small", $6,500 for a "medium", and $14,000 for a "large". The man was sure he would want a medium or large, but the doctor urged him to talk it over with his wife before he made any dicision. The man called his wife on the phone and explained their options. The doctor came back into the room, and found the man looking dejected. "Well, what have the two of your decided?" asked the doctor. The man replied, "She'd rather remoded the kitchen!"

A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear splitting yell!"

"My dear," the shrink said, "That's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is."

She complained, "The problem is, it wakes me up!"

Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?"
"Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex."
"Social Security Sex?"
"Yeah, you know, I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!"

I hate hot weather too....it makes me irritable and grouchy and lazy and makes me stay in the air conditioning with no clothes on!

Nice poem!

Angel and I Will Remember You by Sarah McLaughlin are my all time teary eyed songs.......

Thank you Mike.......great idea!

Never played the game......

Very nicely done, princess.

Very very nice! Thank you for sharing this.

Hi! Welcome to JSH Dennis!

Home alone!

good one!