A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't cover the surgery since it was considered cosmetic. The doctor said the cost would be $3,500 for a "small", $6,500 for a "medium", and $14,000 for a "large". The man was sure he would want a medium or large, but the doctor urged him to talk it over with his wife before he made any dicision. The man called his wife on the phone and explained their options. The doctor came back into the room, and found the man looking dejected. "Well, what have the two of your decided?" asked the doctor. The man replied, "She'd rather remoded the kitchen!"

that is sooo many different kinds of wrong

lol that was a good one funny...guess i have a sick sense of humor not too many people commented

THAT WAS CUTE IN A STRANGE KIND OF WAY, LOL