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Twins ?
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whats a date
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newfie
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Newfie, a little man, was sitting at a bar in Toronto when this huge, burly American guy walks in. As he passes the Newfie, he hits him on the neck knocking him to the floor. The big, burly Yank says, "That's a karate chop from Korea." Well, the little Newfie gets back on his barstool and resumes drinking his beer. The burly American then gets up to go to the bathroom and, as he walks by the Newfie, he hits him on the other side of the neck and knocks him to the floor. That's a judo chop from Japan", he says. The little Newfie decides he's had enough and leaves. A half hour later he comes back and sees the burly American sitting at the bar. He walks up behind him and whacks him on the head, knocking him out. The Newfie says to the bartender, "When he wakes up, tell him that was a ****in' hockey stick from Canadian Tire." 
awww come on its funny 
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Captain Obvious
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He ALWAYS pops up EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE?????? captain
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blonde joke
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The FBI
There once was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head. They were all running from the FBI. They ran and ran. They saw this barn, they ran in. Then they saw 3 burlap sacks and hid in them. The FBI guys entered the barn, and seeing the sacks kicked the first one which the brunette was in. 'Meow meow' says the bag. 'Oh its just some cats' says the man. He does kicks the next sack that the red head was in. 'Bark, Ruff!' comes from within the sack. 'Oh, its just a bunch of dogs!' he says. Then he goes to the last sack that the blonde was in, and before he could kick it, she said 'Potatoes!' 
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the circle
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The Circle A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does. The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and sees she's smiling. So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and beating her car. He looks back to see that she's laughing. He's really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires. He turns around and she's laughing so hard, she's about to fall down. He demands, "What's so funny?" She says, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!" 
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blonde joke
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i have another one but it said i cant post it until another hour but i will post it on here lol
The Circle A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does. The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and sees she's smiling. So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and beating her car. He looks back to see that she's laughing. He's really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires. He turns around and she's laughing so hard, she's about to fall down. He demands, "What's so funny?" She says, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!" 
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blonde joke
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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't. The girl with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."
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blonde joke
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2 A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump.
Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend." But the blonde insisted saying, "No. A bet's a bet." Then the redhead said "Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money." The blonde replied "Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!" |
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little johnny
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Johnny's Granba Pays A Visit
Little Johnny greeted his grandmother with a hug and said, "I'm so happy to see you grandma. Now maybe daddy will do the trick he has been promising us." The grandmother was curious. "What trick is that my> dear?" she asked. Little Johnny replied, "I heard daddy tell mommy that he would climb the ****ing walls if you came to visit us again." JOKE ARCHIVE
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Missed ya!!
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hey mikey, found one of your baby pics 
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afternoon
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 hello Coco
hi tina how are you 
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afternoon
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good afternoon everyone is dull and cloudy here for the first day of spring
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precious
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just finished watching precious
thought the movie would be better then it was whats your opinion 
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The Great American Road Trip
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Sounds nice to me Redsox.   Hiiii!!!
hi redsox 
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pain
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coco....look into herbal teas. I'm not saying it will cure whatever or get rid of all the pain, but it might ease things. Me and my sister has a hereditary blood disease. Her's is worse than mine. I have tried and given her certain herbal teas that seem to ease things a bit. Everyone's body reacts differently to things. Just trying to help you find some relief. I see my sister in a lot of pain and I take care of her (she is bed ridden) so I can empathize with you.
we are all here for you when you need us.
thanks so much rose , i will look into this , im ss about your sister
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pain
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I used to be on so much morphine that it would make me throw-up. It doesn't matter if your pain is internal or not, as pain can still be blocked with things like a T.E.N.S. unit. I'm surprised your doctor hasn't brought this up. I hope you can find a good solution for whatever the problem is
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hi
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HI COCO
hi fetts good to see you
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pain
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I'm so sorry to hear that u are in so much pain.I will keep u in my prayers.I hope that tommorrow is a much better day for u. 
thanks so much
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pain
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thanks everyone , my pain is internal , ice wont help at all or hot baths but thanks for the advise
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