I do not eat all the junk food,,,,sometimes others beat me to it....lol.
Ok,, I made it here,,,Lord I hope my brain finds me.

We are told in the bible to watch the fig tree,,,when it is tender and puts forth leaves the generation that sees this shall not pass away until all this comes to pass,,,the fig tree is a name for Israel,,,it be came a nation and during the two wars it grew,,,,and I was alive to see it,,,makes one wonder.

when the rapture comes,, no we do not know the day or hour,,,,,but before that there is the mark of the beast,,,,,the word for mark from the greek means to prick,,,,,makes me wonder if the implantable chip is this mark

that is the common taught beleif,,, but the bible states the rapture comes at the last trumpet,,,, and that is at the end of the tribulation ...so what are you going to do to surive the tribulation?

is there anyone out there who does not beleive he rapture comes before the triublation but comes after it?

What's the difference between a fairy tale and a truck drivers
story,,,, a fairy tale starts out "Once upon a time" a truck driver
story starts out, "You ain't gonna believe this ****"

Smile,
Amos

The blonde biker chick starts having labor pains and rushes to the
hospital, the doctor informs her its false labor and its going to be a
couple of weeks yet before the baby arrives. says, "I won't be here I
have to attend a medical conference in Houston, but Doctor Green will be
here and he will take good care of you, do you have any questions?" ,
"Yea" she replies, " What do I do if the baby starts to come before I
get to the hospital?', the doc looking at her blonde hair and knowing
she is a biker chick tries to put his answer as simple as possible,
tells her, " If the baby starts to come and your not at the hospital,
get in the position the child was conceived in and nature will take
its course." She looks at him,, says, "Oh, you mean one foot on the
ground and the other over the handlebars!"

Smile,
Amos

Two young teenage boys in Boston got in trouble with a local gang, there
mother having had enough decides to put an end to their running with
gangs. tells the boys at supper they are going to spend the summer
outside of the city with their Uncle Vernon. puts the boys on the train
and sends them to her brothers for the summer. The boys get there just
after dark, have supper and tired from the trip go to bed. The next
morning the boys are up and about soon after daybreak, wandering around
the farm they find a deep hole in the ground, Standing there dropping
rocks into the hole like boys will do one says to the other, "you know
Uncle Vernon is getting up in age and doesn't see to well, we should put
something in this hole so he doesn't fall into it." They look around,
find a railroad tie and with great effort manage to upend it next to the
hole, shove it in and watch as it falls out of sight. Their looking
wide eyed at each other when a brown and white billy goat comes rushing
between them and down into the hole. Both are standing there looking at
each other mouths open when the old farmer next door walks up," You
boys ain't seen my old brown and white billy goat he ask?" "Yea" the
older of the two answers," he just came running through here and fell
down in to that hole. "Na, can't be my goat," the old farmer replies,"
My old goat is on a long chain tied to a railroad tie."

Smile,
Amos

Three engineers were talking, the first says the human body had to be
designed by a mechanical engineer just look at how the joints work, the
second says nope it was an electrical engineer, just look at all the
electrical connections in the nervous system, the third engineer says,
your both wrong, it had to be a civil engineer, who else would put a
drainage system through a recreational area.

Smile,
Amos

Three mice were sitting a bar talking about the local tough man
contest,,,, the first mouse says, I'm so tough that when ever I see a
mouse trap, I trip it with my foot, catch the bar as it comes over, do
20 reps, then eat the cheese,
the second mouse says, thats nothing, when ever I find rat poison I
gather up as much as I can, take it home and use it in my coffee, it
just barely gives me a buzz.
the third mouse slides off his barstool and head towards the door, the
other to ask what up,
he looks at them an says,,, I don't have time for this kind of bull, I
gotta go home and spank the cat, I just know he forgot to put the dog
out.



Smile,
Amos