The blonde biker chick starts having labor pains and rushes to the
hospital, the doctor informs her its false labor and its going to be a
couple of weeks yet before the baby arrives. says, "I won't be here I
have to attend a medical conference in Houston, but Doctor Green will be
here and he will take good care of you, do you have any questions?" ,
"Yea" she replies, " What do I do if the baby starts to come before I
get to the hospital?', the doc looking at her blonde hair and knowing
she is a biker chick tries to put his answer as simple as possible,
tells her, " If the baby starts to come and your not at the hospital,
get in the position the child was conceived in and nature will take
its course." She looks at him,, says, "Oh, you mean one foot on the
ground and the other over the handlebars!"

Smile,
Amos