I would throw a tantrum and blame the everything on low fat yogurt! Then I would call everyone I know collect, so they can at least remember me till the next bill date.

Here is the clean version of my forum poem.


What do you think in these forums you will find?
A perfect somebody, a precious mind?
Some romantic luck... maybe on your way to making a buck?

What is it on this pages that you hope to see?
A kind word, or a compliment unheard?
A picture of guy or gal, that can fill your desires and rock your world?

After so many words in the forum, is everyone unnaturally kind?
Is it still interesting or has it become a grind?
Have you found the dream date, the one that's on time and never late?

What is it on these forums you wish to find?
You have given them your body, your soul, your mind.
Have you found your happy spot? I know I found mine.

The last 3 words scare me... because it is easy to die, the journey towards the end is what is hard.

You guys think that's bad... my mother can't walk and chew bubble gum :P