i like 2 consiter them my girls myra and rose palm
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Sharing...
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I dont believe in anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesnt die. dude dont give up theres all way one thing that bleeds 4 5 days and dont die 4 every man u just have 2 belive |
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Bathroom Injuries
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when my step dad wuz lil his weewee got slamd by the tolit seat ![]() That just caused involuntary leg crossing and brought tears to my eyes too ![]() ![]() ![]() imagin actuly hearin it and the way the vocie changes ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Bathroom Injuries
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when my step dad wuz lil his weewee got slamd by the tolit seat
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Pick Up Lines
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i swear to god.. i honestly had a guy try hi, the names Bond, James Bond... luckly i managed to reply with Lost, Get Lost.. ![]() wat that one dont work ether you girls r killin me ![]() |
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Pick Up Lines
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Are your pants washed in glass plus, cause I can see myself in them.... I always thought i wuz do u have mirros in your paints cuz i can c me in the msmyka must b right im killin the classics ![]() |
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wanna get drunk faster?
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i wonder if u can beer bong that way???
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Pick Up Lines
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Nice legs...what time do they open? A guy at a bar said that to me once...I left a huge red handprint on his face! wat and i wuz soooo sure that one would work |
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Pick Up Lines
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*bedroom floor... Come on man, you're killing these lines... no wonder they don't work for you ![]() my bad im kinda lazy typer ![]() |
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Pick Up Lines
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i like your **** but i bet it would look better on my floor woops for got the r shirt* |
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Pick Up Lines
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i like your **** but i bet it would look better on my floor
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Pick Up Lines
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sry to bug u but i thought i would be rude 2 keep stareing
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Pick Up Lines
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It's like this.... guy says "Do you have any _____ in you?" She says "No" "Would you like to?" i like mine better iz never workd tho ![]() ![]() |
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Pick Up Lines
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and the class i lost my number can i have urs
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Pick Up Lines
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guy:got any (Put in Race)
Girl:no Want some?? |
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Pick Up Lines
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Nice shoes, wanna f*ck? and it always works pure genius |
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Pick Up Lines
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r ur parents aliens cuz ur out of this world
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Pick Up Lines
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Whats the Best and chesses pick up line uve ever used or heard???
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r u the voice
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Its been my finding that the voice are not your friends.... nah they have 2 b my friend one of them told me if i jumpd off a building i could fly |
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r u the voice
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wait which voice r u guys hearing cuz i have 2 many 2 tell what there sayin
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