Given the facts surounding us today, this is only a prediction to come in the Year 2029






Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California .


White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.

Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decrease s to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.


George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.


Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.


85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss..



Average weight of Americans drops to
250 lbs..

Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba.

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

Abortion clinics now available in every
High School in United States

Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines..

Now, send this to whomever you want and as many as you want, then, guess what....NOTHING will happen. No miracles, no money, absolutely nothing, except you might make someone smile or very very scared.


I Love This Country!

Diamond4ever
I believe the only way to recieve and maintain the respect from family(who'll take a lot) and friends is to be very mindful of others feelings and truthful with your words. Follow through on the things that you say you will do whenever possible.
Thank you for your keen understanding and kind words.

Brother kc0003
That is a REAL compliment coming from you and I appreciate the feedback,thank you very much Sir.



pkd1220
You make me smile everytime I see your face on here so I'm just returning a blessing you have granted me many times over.

AngelLight
who guides my way through the darkest of situations and always shines a beacon of hope for me to clearly see my path?
YOU HAVEand I thank you so very much, the spirit you possess breathes life into many lost souls and I am truly a fan of your written words of lifes experiences.

Peace

You all willingly have holds on my as I am still in training,
Sweet-T aka tanyaann thank you for the mind link once again.

pkd1220 I too hope for this and know it won't come easy
Thank you Princess, I always assumed that's what the p in pkd stands for your Majesty.

The tide will settle calming the ocean long enough for you to have your wishes granted Gossipmpm.


Differentkindofwench
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa

You are the real truth my dear.
So beautifully perfect

Thank you!!!

In the jungle keep your wits pin point sharp, the very next step you take could begin your final lark.

It’s careless behavior in search of tonight’s savior to justify why things should go in your favor.

Selfish acts lack the fervor, this server can’t wait on the table of someone who’ll f-me on our 1st date.

To be real effective on this man try romance and red wine.
Let’s chef a meal together then sit down and dine.

This stimulates several of my needs at once, and then I’m putty in your hands all over my body except 1.

Handle with care stamped on my heart long ago but the lexis must be faded.
I too have been guilty of coveting someone’s love for me, just to parade it.

I’ve satirically mocked the decision of OSHUN to grant my wish of more than physical intimacy.

My guidance isn’t as clear lately; perhaps VENUS also has answers that interest me.

Appealing to many but need for only 1 having thoughts of longevity, walks toward the setting Sun.

Derailment is imminent when the conductor lacks the proper training.
If we rush toward lust before earning trust don’t question the cusp particular to your birthing.

Makes me remember when I was about to get in trouble for something, my Mom would always call me by my whole name. If Mom called you and used your middle and last name, my brothers and I new someone was getting ready to get a sound thrashing .

Great write and read

Thank you

Thank you MzEm,I'm glad that you enjoyed, pkd1220 I really think that you are amazing and there's nothing simple about it.
And peace be with you as always AngelLight.
I really appreciate my Mingle2 family here.
It's such a Blessing to have this forum to express myself and have a lot of people that I respect let me know what they truly feel.

One Love

MisKim323,

You are so kind my friend,
Thank you so much and have a peaceful evening

Deep into my next life the pages turn backwards not forward.
Relief gained is soon lost amid once lush meadows as the brute within feels cornered.

Grant this burden the fiercest battle, well as an epic reckoning on this tormented soul.
Dealt the final lash across my sun worn back were the wounds will never heal or grow old.

Now it’s the creature man fears more than himself that emerges from the rusty but sturdy chains.
Drenched in jealousy and writhing about ferociously in an uncontrolled mad rage.

On the eve of their wedding this animal is far from at ease or peace.
I’m marred for any other to love by a curse transforming me into this vindictive beast.

Savage, as all thought is suddenly consumed by the necessity to forage with a lack of reasoning.
I roam aimlessly thronged by those hypocrites who’d see my loss as somewhat pleasing.

It’s just so unfair how most are born with a life of undetermined destiny.
The only path I’ve been directed to explore leads me on a course were my faith is always testing me.

There’s an inert feral hunter in all waiting to be released from the shackles that constrict us.
Threats are only words until the action becomes physical making them relevant and ubiquitous.

There’s calming that can ensue if conflict is avoided and resolution given a fertile grove to flourish.
Until the next time you allow a boarder in your bed as a mere overnight tourist.

Not Mine but A Great Read please enjoy!


Guests began arriving early. There are no place cards and no name
tags. Everyone knows everyone else here. Now, there's a grand foursome
Malcolm X and Betty Shabazz sharing laughs with Martin and Coretta
Scott King. Looks like Hosea Williams refused the limo again, keeping it real.
And my goodness; is that Rosa Parks out there on the dance
floor with A. Phillip Randolph? Seated at a nearby table, Frederick
Douglas has a captive audience in W.E.B. DuBois and Fannie Lou Hamer,and Medgar Evers has just joined them.

Marian Anderson was asked to sing tonight, but she only agreed to do
it if accompanied by Marvin Gaye, John Lennon and Jimi Hendrix.
Look, there's Harriet Tubman. No one knows how she arrived, but there she is. And my guess is that, when the time comes, no one will see her leave.

There's Jackie Robinson swiftly making his way through the hall as
the crowd parts like the Red Sea to the unmistakable sound of
applause. "Run, Jackie, run!" Along the way he is embraced by Jesse
Owens.

Three beautiful young women arrive with their escorts - Schwerner,
Goodman and Chaney. Ms. Viola Liuzzo flew in from Michigan,
exclaiming, "I could not miss this." Richard Pryor promised to be on
his best behavior. "But I can't make any guarantees for Redd Foxx and Moms Mabley," he chuckled. Joe Louis just faked a quick jab to the chin of Jack Johnson, who smiled broadly while slipping it. We saw Billy Eckstine and Nat King Cole greet Luther Vandross. James Brown and Josh Gibson stopped at Walter Payton's table to say hello.

I spotted Congressman Adam Clayton Powell of Harlem having a lively
political discussion with Eldridge Cleaver. Pearl Harbor WWII hero
Dorey Miller shared a few thoughts with Crispus Attucks, a hero of the Revolutionary War. And there is Madame C.J. Walker talking with Marcus Garvey about exporting goods to Africa.

General Benjamin O. Davis flew into Washington safely with an escort
from the 99th Fighter Squadron - better known as The Tuskegee Airmen.
At the table on the left are three formidable women - Shirley Chisholm,Sojourner Truth, and Barbara Jordan - gathered for a little girl-talk...about world politics.

As usual, all the science nerds seem to have gathered off in a
corner, talking shop. There's Granville T. Woods and Lewis Latimer
needling each other about whose inventions are better. Someone
jokingly asked Benjamin Banneker if he had needed directions to
Washington. And George Washington Carver was overheardasking, "What,
no peanuts?"

Dueling bands? Anytime Duke Ellington and Count Basie get together,
you know the place will be jumping. Tonight is special, of course, so
we have Miles, Dizzy, and Satchmo sitting in on trumpet, with
Coltrane, Cannonball, and Bird on sax.

Everyone's attention is directed to the dance floor where Bill
"Bojangles" Robinson is tap dancing. Right beside him is Sammy
Davis Jr., doing his Bojangles routine. And behind his back, Gregory
Hines is imitating them both. Applause and laughter abound!

The Hollywood contingent has just arrived from the Coast. Led by
filmmaker Oscar Micheaux, Paul Robeson, Canada Lee, and Hattie
McDaniel, they find their way to their tables. Dorothy Dandridge,
looking exquisite in gold lamé, is seen signaling to her husband,
Harold Nicholas, who is standing on the floor with brother Fayard
watching Gregory Hines dance. "Hold me back," quips Harold, "before
I show that youngster how it's done." Much laughter!

Then a sudden hush comes over the room. The guests of honor have
arrived. The President and Mrs. Obama looked out across the enormous
ballroom at all the historic faces. Very many smiles, precious few
dry eyes. Someone shouted out, "You did it! You did it!"

And President Obama replied, "No sir, you did it; you all - each and every one of you - did it. Your guidance and encouragement; your hard
work and perseverance..."

Obama paused, perhaps holding back a tear.

"I look at your faces - your beautiful faces - and I am reminded that
The White House was built by faces that looked just like yours.

On October 3, 1792, the cornerstone of the White House was laid, and
the foundations and main residence of The White House were built
mostly by both enslaved and free African Americans and paid
Europeans. In fact, most of the other construction work was performed by immigrants, many of whom had not yet become citizens. Much of the brick and plaster work was performed by Irish and Italian immigrants.
The sandstone walls were built by Scottish immigrants.

So, I guess what I'm trying to say is that The White House is,
ultimately, The People's House, with each President serving as its
steward. Since 1792 The People have trimmed its hedges, mowed its
lawn, stood guard at the gate, cooked meals in the kitchen, and
scrubbed its toilet bowls. But 216 years later, The People are taking it back!

"Today, Michelle and I usher in a new era. But while we and our
family look toward the future with so much hope, we know that we must also acknowledge fully this milestone in our journey. We want to thank each and every one of you for all you have done to make this day possible. I stand here before you, humbled and in awe of your accomplishments and sacrifice, and I will dedicate my Presidency, in your honor, to the principles of peace, liberty and freedom. If it ever appears that I'm forgetting that, I know I can count on you to remind me."

ROSA SAT SO MARTIN COULD WALK
MARTIN WALKED SO OBAMA COULD RUN
OBAMA WON AND OUR CHILDREN WILL FLY!

Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the
meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's
roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a
relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her
more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact,
she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer
than met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must
be thinking, but I assure you, Jennifer and I are just 'roommates'.

About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your
mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?'

Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to
be sure.'

So he sat down and wrote:

Dear Mom,

I'm not saying that you DID take the gravy ladle from
the house; I'm not saying that you DID NOT take the gravy ladle. But
the fact remains, that one has been missing ever since you were here
for dinner.

Love, Brian

Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother
that read:

Dear Son,

I'm not saying that you DO sleep with Jennifer; I'm not
saying that you DO NOT sleep with Jennifer. But the fact remains,
that if Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found
the gravy ladle by now.

Love, Mom

LESSON OF THE DAY - NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER.....they'll catch ya
every time!!!!

DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!

:)
Sometimes I get emoticonically challenged.

That is a great read!

What is it about Love&Chocolate that wonderful combination of hope, dreams, lust, desire, devotion, that often leads us toward that rolling in the hay motion?

Wonderful Ms.G

Wownice picture tanyaannand thank you for always giving me some of your time.

Morning to you Gossipmpm and thank you. Have a lovely day

Morning and thank you 2KidsMom and a happy belated Mothers Day to you.

Thank you so much pkh and that is such a wonderful blessing you have given me BonnyMiss I thank you too very much.

Have a wonderful Day AngelLight and a Happy Mothers Day to all the Mommies, who which without none of us would be here!!