Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the
meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's
roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a
relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her
more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact,
she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer
than met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must
be thinking, but I assure you, Jennifer and I are just 'roommates'.

About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your
mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?'

Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to
be sure.'

So he sat down and wrote:

Dear Mom,

I'm not saying that you DID take the gravy ladle from
the house; I'm not saying that you DID NOT take the gravy ladle. But
the fact remains, that one has been missing ever since you were here
for dinner.

Love, Brian

Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother
that read:

Dear Son,

I'm not saying that you DO sleep with Jennifer; I'm not
saying that you DO NOT sleep with Jennifer. But the fact remains,
that if Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found
the gravy ladle by now.

Love, Mom

LESSON OF THE DAY - NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER.....they'll catch ya
every time!!!!

O my gosh!
That's too good. XD