Topic:
My Man
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Its been so long since I had a man....I forget what I used to call him.
Ohhhhhhh yaaaaaaaaa now I remember!!!! A$$hole@@@@!! |
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Dear diary....Im going to have a glass of wine or 12......I had a bad night!
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****ING LAZY AZZ KIDS!!!!! I WANNA STRANNNNNNNNGLE HIM!!!!
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That kid better stay the hell away from me for awhile!!!!!!
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Dear diary....mini me isnt coming over because he doesnt feeeeeeeeeeel like working.
I just told him he's a ****ing lazy azzzzzzzzz!!!! My dad has totally spoiled him and made him into the lazy azz that he is!!! I told him he's gonna be in for a rude awakening when he moves out and gets a job!!!! |
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Kelly??? did your phone die??? Call me back if you can....
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I gotta get ready for work
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Hmmmmmmmm everyone is HORNY!!!!!
"You look really kissable" blablablablaaaaaaahhh |
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Ummmmm then they would see me in my fuzzy jammmmmmmiez and my unicorn hair!!!!
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WHY DO I KEEP GETTING ALL THESE GOOD LOOKING GUYS WHO WANT BEAUTIFUL GORGEOUS PERFECT WOMEN>>>??????
I want an ugly guy.......what if I gained an ounce???? |
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hahahaaaaaaaa I attract gay guys!!! |
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Topic:
Aloha!
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I hula dance when Im drinking!!!
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Ok I just asked harley guy HOW MUCH HE WEIGHS!!!
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hahahaaaaaaaa I attract gay guys!!! |
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Topic:
Real Love Doesn't Hurt
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Real love doesnt try to make me into something that Im not but accepts me for who and what I am....and revels in the differences!!!
Oh and doesnt hit me!!! |
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Topic:
Real Love Doesn't Hurt
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Real love smells like baby powder!!!
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hahahaaaaaaaa I attract gay guys!!! |
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ok harley guy wants to know how much I weigh. I told him 650 lbs!!!
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hahahaaaaaaaa I attract gay guys!!! |
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hahahaaaaaaaa I attract gay guys!!! |
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