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Sat 05/19/07 01:56 PM
I think you have a question there that would esily qualify for a federal
research grant......


M.

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Fri 05/18/07 07:55 AM
Can I block myself?

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Tue 05/15/07 07:46 AM
Opps, wrong thread...'sorry.

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Tue 05/15/07 07:46 AM
"Do you believe the universe hears your
thoughts and interprets your feelings...negative produces negative and
positive produces positive."



No, but I have an ex that did all that and more.......her therapy is
nearly complete.

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Tue 05/15/07 07:38 AM
The blunt approach works most of the time.

But, some people need a bigger stick to get the message across.

I dealt with a similar problem by answering her door bell ring totally
naked, holding a shepherd's staff, and having a wooly sheep adorning
Victoria Secret's finest standing behind me.

Ok, the sheep rental and cleanup was a bit inconvenient but the pursuer
was no more. The look on her face, though, was priceless.

(This is further evidence why artists don't have many dates)

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Tue 05/15/07 07:24 AM
I would never date a NASCAR lady but would consider and INDY CAR gal.
Basically, they're in the same sport but different races....

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Tue 05/15/07 07:21 AM
You know she is too young if:

1. She chews bubble gum while sipping a martini.
2. Her outgoing cell phone message lasts longer than 20 minutes.
3. Her mother is hotter than she is.
4. She is convinced HIV is an all terrain vehicle.
5. At dinner she asks, "Why did they give me two forks?"


You know she is too old if:

1. She brings her friend's handicap parking tag along so we can park
closer to the cafteria.
2. She wears an AARP tee-shirt without a bra.
3. She owns more than 27 cats.
4. Her last job was greeter at Walmart.
5. Her recalled silicone implants are beginning to pint east and west.


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Tue 05/15/07 07:01 AM
Some of the best customer service reps are incarcerated.....

2x4x8

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Tue 05/15/07 06:58 AM
It's 5 o'clock somewhere......

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Tue 05/15/07 03:59 AM
Don't forget the anti-virus program which is NOT included with the 1.0
version........

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Mon 05/14/07 03:31 PM
WOW! A Colorful group.......This is nice!

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Mon 05/14/07 11:02 AM
Hello, all!

I just joined because I discovered one of those other so-called 'free'
sites has been charging my credit card for the past three months; I
guess I should have read the small print!

Anyway, this looks like a cool place to hang out and see what develops.

2x4x8