Community > Posts By > TiredOfBeingSingle
thanxs steph
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funny jokes
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A rich white man threw a party and invited all of his buddies and
neighbors, including Leroy, the only black guy in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard f his mansion. Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating BBQ and flirting with the women. At the height of the party, the host said, "I came home from a business trip and I found a 10 foot alligator got in my pool and I can't find anybody who will come and take him away. I'd give a million dollars to anyone who would do the job!" The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool! Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its ass! He was jabbing it in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and chokeholds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping it through the air like some kind of Kung-Fu master. The water was churning and splashing in the struggle. Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to the surface. He slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was staring in disbelief. Finally the host says, "Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars." "I don't want it," said Leroy, panting. The rich man said, "Leroy, I have to give you something! You won the bet." Leroy said, "I would be satisfied if you gave me the name of whichever one of these white motherf**kers it was that pushed me in the pool." |
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lmfao scotty ur funny
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hahahaha u got me there damn it. damn ur good
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thank you steph see my home girl has my back.lol
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and steph whose fault is that? lol
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i mostly look for personality but a girl has to look like she cares for
her self and not look like she is unkept. ur pretty and seem to have good personality |
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i know but when i get emails from no pics i get ur point too
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i am tired of looking for a girl and she has no pic. even if i like what
i read i don't say anything because they dont have a pic |
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u ask where r all the good guys gone ladies well here is a question 4
ya'll |
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there here hint hint. lol i am in search of a good woman are there any
of those left? if so hit me up |
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Topic:
POETRY OF MY MIND
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smokes here smokes gone going to start having to quit. puff puff pass
gave us both a coughing fit. going back in forth till the blunt is gone. puff puff pass gittin higher by the sec. smokin an puffin till the green is gone, going to start again when the green is in hand |
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Topic:
POETRY OF MY MIND
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here goes for all the ladies
It takes Someone Special to like a person like me. I wonder when i will find my Special Someone to me. For that person shall be Someone Special to me. Like a Rose that is pretty and smells so good. God please send the one for me. Walking the floors every night wishing my true love will come to me. So tired and alone will I ever find the one for me. |
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Topic:
No More Cowboys
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well if u ever come to florida u know where to find a country boy. my
favorite song is a country boy can survive by hank williams jr. i also have family in carolton, and lenox georgia that i visit at least once a year |
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i agree. there are many guys in the world that are looking for a girl
but are scared also because they have been hurt as well. for me for instance i rather bliss email me so i can share the details but my ex really fucked my head up bad. for another example i have always been turned down by girls i ask out and so i dont try really as hard as i should to make a girl see me for the real me. i am scared that i will get turned down again. call me chicken but there is a girl on here i really would like to meet and get to know cause i like her and would like to date her but i am to scared to tell her cause i don't want to scare her with telling her so quick. |
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Topic:
No More Cowboys
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we are still here just look and you'll find them at any mud hole here in
florida and in the clay mud holes in georgia |
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Topic:
lets see ur true colors
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Or maybe I don't know, maybe someone on here really likes you bliss and
won't do you wrong, what would you say to that? I won't say who till you email me on a personal message. but I will say you have talked to him b4 on the phone. I promise you'll be surprized. |
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i can be the special someone for somebody
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you know what u liberial jacka$$ I am mature and thats y I am being the
bigger person and ending this bullshit over the jacka$$ in the white house. |
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Topic:
lets see ur true colors
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follow ur heart . maybe ur bestfriend (guy) likes you and doesn't want u
to be with this other guy. every think of it that way ppl |
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