Awwwww heck! U 2?

How about, gifts from the heart and spontaneous. Don't expect them, they will come in due time. Here is my first gift for you.....a big ole pile of dishes.

Even if i was rich, I would act normal and not just buy a flood of gifts.

Sorry, my pants are gone!

Im on my back with my paws in the air waiting for a tummy rub....Arf!

i will draw up a money order then! Oh wait, I got bookoo doolars hidden in the Monopoly box. brb

I gotta tease u first. Get u warmed up!

I was near Joplin Missouri today. Close but no cigar!

hey girl! I got lost. Couldn't find your house

How about a check? will you take a check?

cook meals for her, pick flowers from the neighbors garden, massages, and good bathtub wine works for me

i used to be well off, now I stand on zero and do a juggling act. I tell women I am financially strapped and they all seem to understand. They like my personality. More women actually are not impressed with money. They appreciate guys that can make it on nothing and still have a positive attitude.

I thought it was a quarter slot, it gave me change too

11- relax and just be yourself
12-going down is a great idea too

1- don't tell us what to do
2- no guilt trips
3-act interested
4-don't be overly challenging, don't be too easy either
5-don't be too independent, let a guy pay and do things for you. It makes us feel good
6-don't parade your date in front of your friends on first date. he may leave you for one of them
7-don't ridicule his attire
8-talk more about the future and not the past
9-even if you are the hottest one in the room don't act like you are.
10-don't be fake, act yourself


write this down on a post-it note and put on bathroom mirror

g'nite Beckster, gotta get some beauty sleep.

i will be polishing off a case of beer on the way up there. it helps straighten out the curves in the road.

beef jerky, smokes, lottery ticket(winner) and a bag of ice.....that'll do

beck, there is a store nearby. bring back some snacks too.

im thinking i need a cold beer n chips n salsa