on a soft couch or on soft grass would be betta.

---> She's with stupid <---

um, that is ole one-eyed willy, so technically........

my eyes just did! heheheh

next time i die, will be without 'zero' around. then i will take that long wet kiss.....poof, back to a frog!

and REMEMBER: so u don't forget!

yeah, i guess he doesn't like me that much. he was licking off the food i was munching on. he then hiked his leg on me. i am oh so very sorry. my arm was not responding. my bad

your eyes are real? wow

ACHOOOOO!

i would even take a good ole lick on the cheek from my dog and like it.

Finally! one that IS conscience. Woo-Hoo!

just lay there. aww shitz! why do all the women i get lucky with have to be unconscience or are unable to breathe?

just keep pretending to be dying.

i have kids and before i did, i had dated women with kids. yes it can be a lil tough to work around sometimes, wanting to be playful and frisky but the kids are in the room. the kids sometimes want to sleep with their mom. they might get sick just before we were heading out. it was worth every inconvenience. sticking around and accepting things as they are and making the best of it shows true character.

i tend to spend most of my time with my kids but will gladly take an evening out with a female companion. i will not introduce them until i feel 100% trust.

how about pink hair?

ive said that b4 but a few of the women think money does matter. those who seek my money aren't worth it.

apparently the size of the wallet does matter. no wonder George Costanza got so many women on Seinfeld.

i have a bad memory and can't tell any stories well so i say the truth and its always the same.

if u gotta have money to please them....leave em!

I'm the guy tailgating you slow left-hand-lane drivers. GET OFF MY ROAD AND LEARN HOW TO DRIVE.~gets back on cell phone while reaching back for another beer~