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Fri 09/25/09 08:23 PM

Okay...is everybody but me gonna be a chicken**it?
Mine is not the only bad toenail out there!
Let's see your photo-skills, MelodyGirl!
Phuque!
MirrorMirror...
Give!




Feet are gross. But have you seen Melody's?


She does not have bad toenails.

From the calf down is as hot as it gets.


She won't be posting that pic.



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Wed 09/23/09 08:39 PM
You look like Michael Jackson

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Wed 09/23/09 03:59 PM
"Younger Men"



oxymoron

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Wed 09/23/09 01:39 AM


McLovin!


Is that anything like McDonald's?





From a movie.


Super Bad.



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Wed 09/23/09 01:29 AM
drinker

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Wed 09/23/09 01:29 AM
McLovin!

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Wed 09/23/09 01:11 AM

- Bald heads
- Babies
- Heights
- Germs

scared scared scared scared





Babies.


laugh laugh

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Wed 09/23/09 12:53 AM
A pro athlete, on Jimmy Kimmel I saw tonight.


Said he had 400 pairs of shoes.




That is a lot

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Wed 09/23/09 12:51 AM
GrandMamaMia



drool


:laughing:

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Wed 09/23/09 12:37 AM


yawn


That's what I thought you would say nothing. Know nothing say nothingtongue2




Ahhhhh, Duuuuuur, Duuuuuuur, Deeeeeeee, Duuuuuuur

*poking fingers in my eyes*



laugh laugh

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Wed 09/23/09 12:31 AM


I didn't know where else to fit this subject in, but yeah. As the topic reads, why is Mingle2 so dead? There have been nobody new within 25 miles of my zip code (93550) since I joined. Mingle2 is on the top search results for Google...so what happened?

I do like the community here, though. It passes the time while I am working.







Inhale.




Exhale.




Inhale.



Exhale.




theeeeeere you go.


Deep breaths.




Happy thoughts.



You will be ok.




bigsmile

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Wed 09/23/09 12:30 AM
yawn

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Wed 09/23/09 12:13 AM
Go to the Zoo


And share a footlong


At subway I mean.


Not that kind of footlong


Unless


Cloudy, it is well, a foot long



laugh

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Wed 09/23/09 12:06 AM
I like boobs that bounce.


When they jog.



Like that one image.


In that one thread.




laugh

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Wed 09/23/09 12:03 AM
laugh



Kidding. Just kidding.



But.



Big boobs.


And shaved kitties.



laugh

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Wed 09/23/09 12:02 AM
Intriguing!!!



love happy love









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Wed 09/23/09 12:00 AM
I was explaining a previous post.


Relax

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Tue 09/22/09 11:58 PM

I have been told I look alot like Mike Shanahan, the old Denver Broncos coach!! Personality wise, Robin Williams!!




laugh


Shanahan is spot on

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Tue 09/22/09 11:55 PM
Gypsy-



Your matchmaking skills are very apparent.



A little help please!?




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Tue 09/22/09 11:48 PM
I have not done that.


A girl I dated just out of college did this to me.


And it was F'in hilarious.



Her ex's name was John.


She was telling me to come into the kitchen to help her do something and I didn't hear her, and she blurted it out - "JOHN" - and I noticed.

I said - "what did you just call me?"

She knew she said it. She looked like she saw a ghost.

She goes, very brilliantly, "John, Johnny Boy, my little Johhny. Have you been a bad Johnny today?"

And she started putting her hands up my shirt. She was trying to cover it up.



laugh laugh



I almost peed myself laughing. I just told her, its okay, you slipped. You were with him a long time, it happened. If you wanted him more than me, then go be with him. I didn't make it into a big deal and after I stopped laughing so hard just gave her a big hug because she felt bad.


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