Community > Posts By > NomDiPlume
After: Not in the eye!
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After: You'll stop shaking soon.
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Before: Wow, now THAT's unusual!
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After: Okay, now your resume.
Before: Actually, that's my ear. Before: (adopting priest-like pose) This is the body of Christ. (Okay, not 4 words, I know.) After: Y'know that "cold sore"? Before: Genuine imitation sheepskin, baby! Before: You're perfect for my collection! (Again, not 4 words, couldn't resist.) Before: What's that called again? After: So, about those encyclopedias ... |
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That was MY cupcake!!
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That flag is right around here somewhere ...
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Umm - an online information and resource portal? Do I have the right
page? |
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Well, obviously.
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Topic:
looking at profiles
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Sorry, I come from a line of editors, I get snobby about this stuff.
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Topic:
looking at profiles
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I have, on occasion, though I usually won't bother unless they're local.
Most profiles are pretty average, though, and more stand out for being abhorrently typed and punctuated than for being really witty ... |
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Kimi no ai****eru - LOL!!
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Topic:
RUBBISH IN BED
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I'd say 60% good, but then it doesn't split cleanly. The best oral sex
I've ever had was also the worst kisser, etc ... Definitely of the opinion that a woman bragging about her "mad skillz" tells you nothing. |
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Topic:
If you met someone...
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Hmmm... I don't know. I have a lot of roots in MD, DC, Virginia, etc...
It would mean one hell of a sacrifice to move to another country. Plus, there are only so many other countries where I'd want to live. I think it would totally depend on the girl and the situation. |
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Topic:
Sooooooooooo What are...
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Work.
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Topic:
New here...
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Vilcommen. Bien venue. Le JSH, c'est JSH, it's JSH!
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Right back atcha, gorgeous.
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DOH - not you, military man, no offense.
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Sinfully so.
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Sure, I could be original, but why work that hard?
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Greeneyes - ROFL!
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